Humorous sentences between colleagues

humorous sentences between colleagues

In the company, did you say something classic and funny with your colleagues? The following are humorous sentences between colleagues, to share with you.

1. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really miss me, come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a corpse!

2. My daughter is a baby girl.

3. protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

4. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

5. On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop that day. Damn it, I was infected with a computer virus!

6. Bald donkey, dare to compete with the original teacher!

7. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

8. ouch, you are so busy that you go to the toilet yourself.

9. I'm heartbroken, holding it out like a dumpling stuffing.

1. Excuse me, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

11. You can't treat me as a festival just because we have a problem.

12. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

13. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand.

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14. Your stupidity is always so creative.

15. Get out of here and get out of here!

16. The world is bigger than the mind you lack.

17. Son, you can't come back from being stupid!

18. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

19. After meeting me, you will find that handsome can be so specific!

2. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

21. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really'.

22. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

23. I really envy you, having such a successful father at such a young age.

24. Give me a beautiful photo of you to ward off evil spirits at home.

25. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, you don't move, and your movements are all paste.

26. I want to grow old with you carelessly.

27. As a typical example of failure, Inverse is really too successful.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

29. Cough! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

3. How dare you say you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

31. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive!

32. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

33. I don't know music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

34. Tell me about you. You are ugly without a diploma, and you are bald if you are not smart!

35. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

36. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

37. Alas, if this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

38. Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry. You turn your head and scare off a million lions.

39. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

4. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

41. Have you been thrown last time after you were born, but only caught once?

42. When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

43, I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was built on the wrong wall ...

44, I have to look carefully at the object at the moment, which is why there are too many people who are not men or women!

45. It is said that boys become bad when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 2 years!

46. I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. At this moment, I am already shiny black.

47. During the injection, I said, "… I'm afraid of pain …" The doctor said, "Don't be afraid, I'll push it in slowly!"

48. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

49. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

5, boys can live, sows can climb trees. ;