Do you have any sarcastic jokes?

MM: Bodhisattva! You are so compassionate, please tell me, when can I find my husband?

Bodhisattva: The secret of heaven must not be revealed! There is a destiny in the dark!

MM: Damn! Aren't you talking nonsense?

Bodhisattva: Bah! Do I want to know that I am still a monk?

MM: Fighting Buddha, why did you choose to protect Tang Monk to obtain scriptures?

Sun Wukong: It’s not just to get a degree!

MM: Are academic qualifications really that important?

Sun Wukong: I am a gangster serving a sentence at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and now I have become a victorious Buddha. Do you think it is important?

MM: Empress Nuwa! Why did you create man?

Nuwa: The sky leaked, and I finally made it up. If I don’t create some people, who will I ask to collect the maintenance fees?

MM: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nuwa: I am neither male nor female. I want to know which one is more powerful, male or female?

MM: What’s the result?

Nuwa: I made up for it again!

MM: Hou Yi! Why did you shoot the sun back then?

Hou Yi: Someone paid

MM: Why did you leave one behind?

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

MM: Why leave this alone?

Hou Yi: That’s what it paid for!

MM: Weaver Girl! Why did you marry Dong Yong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

MM: Is this the reason alone?

Weaver Girl: This. . . . . .

MM: Why else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

MM: The messenger of the altar! Why do you like Chang'e?

Zhu Bajie: She is beautiful

MM: Then why don’t you associate with her now?

Zhu Bajie: I am now a civil servant