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Suppose you win the jackpot and your girlfriend breaks up with you because you are poor! What are you going to do?

It is nothing new for girls to break up because men are poor, and girls now dare to speak out openly. Women in the past would not say this even if they put a knife to their necks. Yes, because at the same time, the price has also dropped.

But there is such a trend now. As long as you love money openly and are not hypocritical, you are a gentleman and a great good person. It is quite strange. You must love money in a moderate way and don’t focus on anything but money. , nothing is left.

So, let’s talk about it today. If you are a lottery player and your girlfriend breaks up with you because you are poor, suddenly the lottery is drawn and you find out that you have won the jackpot. Yes, you originally wanted to share this joy with your girlfriend, but you held back because she was holding her waist and cursing, saying that she was blind to fall in love with you.

If something like this really happened, would you choose to tell your girlfriend that you won the lottery? At this point, a netizen should have jumped out and yelled:

"Only a fool would tell her! She treats me like this because she is unlucky and cannot blame me!"

This This must be the thinking of most men. If someone still wants to save this woman at this time, he should be looked down upon by the men. I think this is the case.

If it were me, I should be the one who is looked down upon by men, but I will not tell my girlfriend that I won the jackpot and won millions. I will try to coax her. Try my best to see if I can coax this woman well. If I can coax her well, I will share this joy. If I can't, I won't share it.

I won’t talk about winning the lottery in a hurry when she walks away. I think that’s a bit toying with others. Let her go. It's possible that you won't know where my money comes from for the rest of your life, and maybe we won't have any contact with you until we die.

Why do I have such a fantasy? Because I am a lottery player, and my girlfriend broke up with me while she was in love, I often console myself that I am the chosen one, born to win the jackpot. In addition, if you want to buy a house with your salary, you must be middle-aged or older. Later, when it was time to buy a cemetery, I bought a house. What a big joke.

Now she is breaking up with me. When you look up, you can see her holding her waist and cursing. We have been together for three years. For the first time, I don’t have the strength to coax her. First of all, it’s because I really I'm very poor, and secondly, I really didn't win the lottery ticket in my hand.

The combination of "she broke up" and "failed to win the jackpot" is like the last straw that breaks the camel's back. I have no energy at all. I plan to go to bed after writing this article. , if she cries, cry, if she leaves, leave. I have no strength at all. It’s not that I don’t work hard, but that I am tired from working hard and am not capable enough. I can’t give her a good life, so I can’t stop her. Leading people to find a better life.

But you still have to buy lottery tickets, because when I buy lottery tickets, I usually choose by machine. When I go in, I hand the money to the boss without asking. None, I didn’t even have the strength to say a word.

Of course, some people have advised me that my efforts are in the wrong place. In fact, I don’t think so. I am an editor with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan. I feel that I have worked very hard to do this job well. If my efforts are in the wrong place, then how should I work hard! I only spend less than a minute buying lottery tickets every day, and I don’t even look at the trend chart. Why am I working in the wrong direction?

Actually, at this point, I already have the answer in my heart. If I really won the jackpot, I would definitely tell her as soon as possible, no matter if she cursed me at the time or looked at me coldly. , after all, this woman has been with me for three years. What is the necessary condition for a man and woman to be together for three years? Is it love? I don’t want to mention this word, I feel tired!