Tell me some jokes that make my stomach ache, and I will tell them to my wife to make her happy.

Two people live in a hotel. When sleeping, a person takes off an artificial eye and soaks it in a cup. Another man woke up in the middle of the night, and Heihua drank water without seeing it clearly, and his artificial eye got stuck in his throat. So they got up and went to the hospital and said, "Let's go and see the stomatology department." I hit a lot on the way, and my artificial eye slipped into my stomach, so I decided to go to see the gastroenterology department. When I got to the gastroenterology department of the hospital, the doctor said that your artificial eye slipped into the anorectal department. So they went to the anorectal department again, and the doctor said, take off your pants, I want to see the anus.

Doors. Men's trousers

son

take off

When I came down, the doctor exclaimed, damn, I've been watching fart for so many years.

Eye, I didn't expect to fart today.

Gave me a look.

The story is over, I hope I can make your wife happy, hee hee.