Humorous joke story about who pays for the meal

A humorous joke story about who pays for the food

Orphan Li Min grew up in the army. After many battles, he now changed his job to work locally and took on the responsibility of a county long-term responsibility. Let's read the following story with me!

Not long after County Magistrate Li took office, a kind man came to his door to talk to him about matchmaking. County Magistrate Li said: "I am an orphan. , I have to obey the organization’s arrangements wherever the party assigns me to work. My family is mobile, I am a pauper, I have nothing, and I have to tell people the truth.”

The matchmaker said: “I will tell the truth. No, I have no objection. When will you meet her?"

"I just transferred to a local job, I'm really sorry, I can't find time to meet her."

"The woman's parents know that you are very busy at work, so instead of inviting you to his house, you can set a date and the girl will come to see you. If you two fall in love, we will get engaged."

"Just It will be the day after tomorrow."

On this day, County Magistrate Li met the girl in his room. When they met, it was love at first sight and they both fell in love with each other.

The matchmaker quietly told County Magistrate Li: "The girl's parents said that you and their daughter are attracted by each other. The two adults want to see you. When will you go to his house and set a date?" , I told them to prepare."

County Magistrate Li said: "Tomorrow morning, I will go to your district government for a meeting. I will go to his house after lunch and rush back to the county government for the meeting. "

"Don't eat at the district government office after the meeting. Go directly to his house. "

"Okay!"

As soon as the meeting ends at noon the next day, The matchmaker was waiting at the gate of the district government. As soon as County Magistrate Li went out, he said to the district committee secretary and district mayor: "I won't have dinner in the district today. This friend invited me to meet an elder. You two remember "Come on, those who come to the meeting today must be charged for their meals! Don't let them eat for free."

County Magistrate Li came to the door of his father-in-law's house. His relatives and friends warmly welcomed him to the door for the first time. He shook hands and greeted the guests one by one.

County Magistrate Li walked into the house and met his father-in-law’s family through the introduction of the matchmaker.

When the guests were about to take their seats, everyone asked County Magistrate Li to sit at the head table. County Magistrate Li said: "Don't think of me as the county magistrate. Let me sit at the head table. Today, people with seniority should sit down. "The chief is the one to entertain."

"Today, we are entertaining the new son-in-law, not the county magistrate. You, Li Min, sit here as the chief. You are my new son-in-law, you have to listen to me, understand. "?" County Magistrate Li's father-in-law said.

"Li Min, listen to your father-in-law, I will sit down. I grew up in the army and do not know etiquette. Please forgive me."

The local custom is: the new uncle is the first When the chief guest comes to serve, the ten bowls of food served to the guests must be served out one by one. When the first bowl of food was brought to the table, County Magistrate Li snatched it away. This bowl of food was County Magistrate Li's favorite.

The guests looked at County Magistrate Li with surprised eyes. They thought in their hearts: County Magistrate Li is so disrespectful of etiquette. This dish is not for you to eat alone. If you like it, you can’t grab it by yourself. Go?

County Magistrate Li saw everyone’s expressions and hurriedly explained: "Please forgive me! I have to rush back to the meeting, so I took this bowl of food first. I ate at work, and the master took it. There are not so many dishes. I tell the guests here that whoever eats today will be paid, and they cannot eat for free."

County Magistrate Li took out the money from his pocket and put it on the table. ;