Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— Excerpt from Laughing at Guang Lin (Volume III)

The doctor bought the doctor, paid for it, and sat in the shop wearing a crown. Passers-by said in horror, "Where is this shop? There are officials? " Others replied: "This is a shop for medical officers (a shop for dressing)."

If you have a photo, you will lose business, or persuade him to post a photo of husband and wife. Everyone knows. The planner followed the plan. One day, my father-in-law came to visit and asked, "Who is this woman?" Answer: "It's for sex." He asked again, "Why is he sitting with this stranger?"

A doctor was transferred to another place and suddenly someone came to ask for medicine. He opened the box to get medicine. There were many moths in it. People asked what it was and said, "Silkworm." Ask again: "How do silkworms live?" Answer: "I'm afraid he won't live if he takes my medicine."

A doctor moved to a neighbor's house and said, "I've been bothering you and I can't help it." Everyone will be given a position. " The neighbor said he was not ill, and the doctor said, "But if you take my medicine, you will naturally get sick."

A doctor stopped the patient at home, which was urgent and inconvenient in the middle of the night because he was locked in a box. Since the morning, the host has asked for medication, but I want to see this case, and the doctor insists that it is not allowed. The host asked what medicine it was. Answer: "I took the tonic myself."

The cook went to a rich family for a drink, stole a big piece of meat and hid it in a hat. It is appropriate for the host to peek, and make fun of him, bowing to let the meat inside the hat fall to the ground. Nai said, "Chef, I bow to thank you." Knowing that the master was awake, the cook was afraid that he would fall out and his face was not good. He knelt down and said, "If the" xianggong "bows, the villain will kneel."

Or see a doctor, ask how the business is, and answer: "Stop it, it's all a fortune teller's mistake. Tell me that sick family members don't go."

Grate head was stolen, and I went to my client's house to make a living the next day. When the host saw his face, he asked him why, and replied, "I worked hard all my life and was stolen last night." Come to think of it, you should only be a thief all your life. "The master got angry and drove it away. Another day, another person asked, "Why not use someone who used to be your guest?" The host made a preface, and the man said, "If you can't say it like this, you have to come out and get the eggs. "

As soon as I was asked to shave someone's head, I raised my hand and was hurt. But he stopped the knife and said to his master, "this head is still tender, so I can't cut it." And I will shave after a while when I am old. "

The tailor cut clothes and measured them repeatedly for a long time, but refused to cut them. The apprentice asked him why, and replied, "If there is him, there is no mine; If there is me, there will be no him. "

A person has three talents, one is a long tailor, the other is a silversmith, and the third is wandering around all day without learning skills. Weng said, "To be a tailor, you have to drop a few feet. As a silversmith, you have to pay a few dollars. What will happen if a person is idle? " The third son-in-law said, "You might as well. It's easy for me to pry open someone's warehouse door with my iron hand. It's rare for him to have a few feet and a few dollars." Weng said, "These remarks are really thieves." The son-in-law said, "Aren't they thieves?"

A man sells flea medicine, and the sign says, "Sell good flea medicine." Asked how to use it, he replied, "Catch a flea and put medicine in its mouth, and you will die."