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Cold jokes heard while playing hot pot

Cold jokes heard while playing hot pot

Lead: telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here, I collected and sorted out the cold jokes I listened to while playing hot pot. Let's have a look!

1, the hot-blooded man is a hot vampire full of bubbles. . .

2, the role of air conditioning is really too big! If there is no air conditioning, the air conditioning remote control all over the world is useless!

3. A group of people are playing the game of eagle catching chicken, two are eagles and three are chickens. When the whole team stood up, they all laughed. . .

4, W* Guess an idiom, the answer: striding meteor.

Husband is the best person to share the secret, he won't tell anyone, because he is not listening at all.

6、? How did you make progress step by step on this thorny road?

? Because I only have one leg. ?

7、? Why is your watermelon so cheap?

? Because my scale is not accurate. ?

8. Zhou Xun was asked: What is the most humiliating thing you have done?

Zhou Xun burying his face in a way:? Played the Painted Skin! ?

9. Sharing happiness with people who shouldn't share happiness has become a show.

10, some enthusiasm is like the anonymous residual temperature on the toilet. . .

1 1, tell everyone a trick I learned from surfing the internet for many years: the one on the webpage? Download? The bigger the icon, the fewer download links you are looking for.

12, people make mistakes. Most of them had to change because their mistakes were discovered. If they are never understood, they will make mistakes again.

13, forgive others and forgive others. This sentence literally means generosity, but the meaning behind it is: when you can't forgive others, don't let that grandson go.

14, the biggest difference between people is to get off the elevator after shopping. You press 1 floor, and everyone else presses B 1.

15, the first rule in the workplace: no matter how great you are, there are always people who can replace you. The only reason to keep you is that you are the cheapest of them.

16, the humility of the strong is called humility; The humility of the weak can only be defined as cowardice.

17, bash one's brow coldly at a thousand fingers, bow down. . . Ten thousand people ride!

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