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Complete works of jokes about English

Joke, as its name implies, is a literary form that makes people laugh or laugh through humorous words or illustrations. I sorted out English jokes, welcome to read!

An unwelcome horn, an English joke

A doctor walked into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have good news and bad news for you."

Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please tell me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "The doctor here will name an incurable disease after you."

Chinese translation

Would rather not honor.

A doctor walked into the ward of the hospital and told Mr. Qiang Sen, I have good news and bad news for you. ? Mr. Qiang Sen said? Please tell me the good news first! ? The doctor said: The doctor in our hospital decided to name an incurable disease after you. ?

If I were a manager.

One day in class, the teacher assigned the students to write a composition-if I were a manager. All the students began to write except one boy. The teacher came up to him and asked why. ? I am waiting for my secretary. ? Is that the boy? ■ answer.

Chinese translation

If I were the manager

One day in class, the teacher asked the students to write a composition on the topic "If I were a manager". All the students are writing except one boy. The teacher went over and asked him why he didn't write. I am waiting for my secretary. The child replied.

Three sleeping pills.

Bob can't sleep at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed some powerful sleeping pills. On Sunday night, Bob took the medicine, slept well and woke up before he heard the alarm clock go off. He came to the office unhurriedly, strolled in and said to his boss. I had no trouble getting up this morning. ?

? That's ok, too. The boss roared. But where were you on Monday and Tuesday?

Chinese translation

Powerful sleeping pills

Bob has insomnia at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed him some powerful sleeping pills. Bob took the medicine on Sunday night, slept well and woke up before the alarm clock went off. Arriving at the office, he strolled in and said to the boss. I got up very smoothly this morning. ? All right! ? The boss roared,? So where did you go on Monday and Tuesday?