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Why do Soviet female soldiers make German women scream when they go to the toilet?

As we all know, in the past, the Soviet Union and Germany were always bitter rivals in the war, so there was the Berlin War of 1945. Because of the oppression for too long, the Soviet Union finally began to fight back. Stalin entered Berlin with a great army and began to take revenge. The horn of the battle sounded and the Berlin War began. However, although the war is serious, there will still be some interesting things. For example, today scholars will tell you an interesting story in this war, which is a joke about Soviet female soldiers going to the toilet.

There were many Soviet female soldiers on the battlefield of the Berlin War. Because of the continuation of the war, the number of men in the Soviet Union dropped sharply, and there were fewer and fewer men, but the war continued. In order to defend the country and respond to Stalin's call for the whole people to resist Germany, many Soviet women threw themselves into military camps and put on military uniforms to go to war. These Soviet female soldiers are really good. They are no longer medical staff or logistics personnel, but soldiers with guns on the battlefield.

These female soldiers wear boots every day, their long hair is cut short, and they go to the front every day, so their looks are slowly changing. Because of the long war, under the scorching sun, the skin of these female soldiers is no longer fair, but becomes very dark and looks like a man.

Although Soviet female soldiers look a bit like men and become more resolute after tanning, they are still women and there is no way to change them physically. In this way, a very interesting thing happened. At that time, about 2.5 million Soviet troops surrounded Berlin. At this time, a Soviet female soldier named Yevna was a signalman of the artillery battalion at that time. Originally, she planned to enter Berlin with a large army. Suddenly, she had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet, so she went to the local ladies' room. Someone happened to be in the toilet at this time. The woman in the toilet was very excited when she saw the Soviet soldiers coming in.

Shouting, oh, my god, Su Bing is coming. However, because people who are not from the same country can't understand each other's words in language, they can't understand each other's words. The German woman immediately ran out after shouting and immediately called the police. But Berlin was occupied by Soviet soldiers at this time, so it was not the German police, but the Soviet security guards.

After the maintenance personnel came and explained it, they realized that it was a misunderstanding. German women are very surprised to hear that Yevna is a woman, because Yevna looks no different from a man, except that she is a little shorter. The Soviet maintenance man looked at the German woman and then at Yevna, so he pointed to the Soviet female soldiers around him and said to her, They are all like this because of you.

Some women don't love beauty, but they can only wear military uniforms for their country. These Soviet female soldiers didn't restore their original dress until after the war, and began to wear skirts and long hair, and going to the toilet would no longer cause screams.