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I don't study hard and like to play.
It's almost a year since the college entrance examination in 2009. Looking back on my senior three, I am very warm and happy.
I get up late every morning, chat with my parents while watching TV at home, and then go to school by bike after a leisurely meal (I am a day student, hehe). It's like this every day. It's relaxing and warm.
I hope everyone can have such a relaxed mood, because it is necessary for the college entrance examination.
I still remember that I sent a message to a girl (now my girlfriend ...) the night before the college entrance examination, and I fell asleep after sending it. sorry ...
Well, before it's too late, let's start magic!
Recently, I saw many junior high school students in many bars are very confused. I think of me last year. I really want to help you. I believe I can help you. I used to give advice to my classmates at class meetings. Now, I have come back to the dormitory from the study room to relieve your worries.
Whether you are high flyers, who is taking an examination of Tsinghua Peking University, or a friend with high eyes and poor grades, it will be good for you. Let's talk about it first I majored in science, mathematics 149 (I don't know why I got a score so far), English 137, science 227 (out of 240), basic ability 54 (out of 60, unique to Shandong), Chinese ... damn China people! I'll stop talking. ..
Let's speak English first. First of all, despise teachers and break the authority. I don't know about other places, but as far as we are concerned, English teachers are completely misleading students, even though this is not their intention. Let students do problems blindly, do problems, always choose 500 questions and so on. After handing out the paper like that, I threw it directly into the trash can, which was a complete waste of time.
My method of learning English is very easy. I have never recited words or texts (except biology and chemistry, my books are brand new). My English composition is always finished in five minutes, and the score is not less than 25 points. I usually spend very little time learning English, but I have never spent less than 65,438+030 since my third year of high school. I have exceeded 65,438+040 several times in a row. I am curious.
First of all, it's not that I don't memorize words, but that I don't memorize words on purpose. I write down the words (as long as I don't know them) in my notebook (my notebook has been with me for two years, but it's all treasures, hehe) and occasionally glance at it (pay attention to this word). Why take a look? The principle is simple. The first time you meet a beautiful woman, you think it's, um, good, and then you forget it soon. In a few days, when you see that beautiful woman again, you will feel deja vu and then forget it. In a few days, when you see that beautiful woman again, your heart will immediately reflect that you have seen this beautiful woman. Although I don't know her name, I will recognize her as long as I see her and I won't forget her.
Remember words, the same is true! In math class, the teacher told a joke and everyone laughed. What am I doing? I am browsing my English notebook. That's right. Never remember words at a glance, and there are few words you don't know when you do the problem. As simple as thinking of a beautiful woman. You got it? It means that it is king to spread the time of remembering words to peacetime!
However, since then, there has been a fatal shortcoming, that is, you will not write when you meet. I once played a joke that even my friends spelled it wrong, hehe. But for the college entrance examination, there is a way to make up for this, which will be introduced in detail later. Because, in the college entrance examination, only the second volume was used for spelling, so it can be said that only the composition was used. But, to be fair, have you ever used those advanced and difficult words in the college entrance examination English composition? Don't! In other words, it is a complete waste of our time for the teacher to force us to write words silently, because it is useless for the college entrance examination! It doesn't matter if you can't write, just remember a few words that must be used in the college entrance examination, no problem at all! Understand?
So, I completely ignored the teacher, but I still have a good relationship with the teacher in private, hehe. In this way, many people will say that this is not good for future development, because it is completely facing the college entrance examination. Then let me ask you, those "good students" who listen to their teachers and study hard all day and are overwhelmed by the college entrance examination will soon become machines, okay? As long as the heart is still there, as long as the flexibility is still there, as long as the college entrance examination is handled perfectly, the rest will be said! Right?
Let's talk about English composition.
Throughout senior three, I only recited some common sentences in two compositions, such as "as far as I am concerned". I use these words in every exam. Yeah, I used them all. I have 80 words, and the remaining 40 words are hard to say. So, every time I finish it in 5 minutes, and my score is above 25 points. So, these days, let's hurry to find common sentences, the more classic the better! The cleaner the paper, the better. At first glance, the teacher knows that your level is very high and your score is absolutely high. This is a super BUG in the college entrance examination. ...
The highest score I got in the English exam was Module 3, and I got 146 ... Needless to ask, I got full marks in the first volume ... and it was confirmed after the exam, and I got full marks in the first volume. Can you be sure of English? Sure! It's not that the topic is simple, but it's really like math. When you are finished, you can smile and say that the answer is wrong. How can you be sure? Logic+common sense+psychological judgment.
Remember, people write papers, people have psychological activities, you have logical thinking, and the questioner also has logical thinking. The college entrance examination, in other words, is a Chilean contest between candidates, questioners and examiners. Why are the judges involved? This level is higher, and we will talk about it later. Top students must watch, others should choose to watch.
At first, I said that the teacher was misleading the students. Why? An informed teacher can only teach students to do problems, but not (or not good at) teaching students and questioners to guess.
Many times, for English and math, I don't have to look at the questions, just look at the options, and I can get the answer with 100% certainty. Why? One is logical judgment, the other is psychological analysis, and the third is that you can see which test center the questioner wants to take from the options (test center, this is very important! Go to so many test sites in the college entrance examination, and remember all the test sites. It is better to do 10,000 questions! As long as you know which test center to take, you don't have to look at the questions, the answer comes directly, and even the trap is clear.
I still remember last year today, when everyone was immersed in the problem, I was looking through the exam outline and clearly recorded the test sites. Results In the college entrance examination, 15 multiple-choice questions were swept away in 2 minutes, all right!
Gestalt, reading, or logic+common sense+psychological judgment. It's complicated. In fact, I have little time to learn English, so I can say that I am completely learning reading comprehension. An article can be interpreted in many ways. One is passing by, the other is skipping, the other is reading with questions, and the other is reading word for word.
I have to do a reading comprehension at least three times! But the total amount of reading comprehension I did in the whole senior three is very small. ...
Why at least three times?
The first time, I finished the question quickly, and the answer was generally no problem.
Then, the second time, delve into the problem. Dig deep into the options of the question, guess the subject's psychology from the options, and turn all uncertain factors into absolute certainty factors.
Then, in the third part, this reading comprehension is regarded as a gestalt and a single choice. Why do you say that? Let me ask you something. It's a simple sentence. You'll understand it after reading it. You think it's nothing, right? However, do you take it for granted to remove one of the words and let you fill in the blanks or choose? Therefore, this article has many uses. Read it carefully and consider it as an update of potatoes. You will find grammar, words, etc. You just learned that it miraculously appeared in this article today. Isn't this a review?
Reading ability, judgment ability and analytical ability have all been improved in a short article. Is it easy to learn English?
First, choose. This should be solved soon. How to solve it? Various methods.
12 choice, I usually get it in 5-8 minutes. The first four questions are simple but easy to make mistakes, so we should do them seriously. It is recommended that each question last at least half a minute.
5- 12 the difficulty of the small question is moderate, but the skill is also coming. Although the technique is fluent, it can guarantee the accuracy of 100%. Just give an example (because there are too many examples). The title says, two intersecting straight lines in space, etc. In this case, how can you attend class? Rogue practice, the default of these two straight lines is XY axis, hehe, the conditions are so strong, it is already difficult, and the result is seconds, absolutely correct.
Remember, the topic is often "general situation", because the general situation is difficult and challenging, but since "general situation holds", isn't it more true for special situations?
For example, if he says what the series An is like, you can get An=n, how simple it is.
Remember, it takes time to fill in the blanks and solve problems with your brain! Excessive waste of time on choice is over!
We should solve the choice as soon as possible in the dirtiest, most direct and most correct way, and make sure it is correct after doing it.
The skills and choices of fill-in-the-blank questions are similar, but four fill-in-the-blank questions are suggested to be solved in about 7 minutes. Be careful. The question is simple, but it is easy to make mistakes.
Where mistakes are easy to make, we must slow down and calm down, and don't do it proudly.
Don't feel awesome just because the topic is simple. It is in this place that you are poor. Don't call yourself careless. Not if it's wrong. No one heard you say that I was careless in the college entrance examination, and so on. He is too cruel to give you a second chance.
Out of the examination room, I met a classmate who slapped himself because of a small mistake. The expression of heartache and tears is really uncomfortable.
Everybody remember! College entrance examination, be careful, calm, bold and cautious!
Let's talk about the reasons why I got high marks in math and science (in fact, I got full marks in math and science every time in senior three, but the college entrance examination was a little lower than usual, hehe). Let's talk about the method below.
Nevertheless, it is simple and easy. I promise, as long as you do as I say, you will get satisfactory results very easily and efficiently, because when others are immersed in their studies, I am thinking, thinking about the way out, thinking about how to do it, and thinking about how to improve the most scores in the shortest time. This is king!
Teachers' praise, good students in teachers' eyes and so on. In front of the college entrance examination, P doesn't count and there is no score. When you volunteer, you can only shake your head and sigh.
Everyone in senior three has done a lot of problems, right? Although ugly, I have to say that many problems that many people do are done in vain. ...
Again, the teacher hurt everyone, although it was not their intention, because they delayed your precious time!
How did I learn it?
First of all, I don't do my homework (I don't recommend you to do it, but you still have to do it, but you can't just do it. Doing what you know is also a waste of time. I don't listen to the class. I don't advise you to do so either. As long as you have questions, you must listen or ask or learn by yourself, but if you are good at it, don't listen.
Well, if I don't do my homework and listen in class, where do I spend my time? One is fantasy (hehe, this is very important and it is the source of motivation for your continuous learning! You can have a rest. How nice! Kill two birds with one stone is my favorite thing. What did you dream? Imagine that after you get good grades in the college entrance examination, you will travel to your favorite places, watch movies and be romantic with your loved ones. ..
As long as there is motivation, you can persist. Senior three, you persisted in an easy way!
What about the rest of the time? Did you make a complete set of simulated test papers? The only information I have in my third year of high school (I really don't recommend spending money on all kinds of information, it's useless and expensive, and it hurts myself) is 45 sets. You should have read it, right? The quality is very high.
I choose a paper first, do it carefully with the time specified in the college entrance examination, and then revise the answer seriously.
Then, many people throw away the paper, right?
Tell everyone that I would rather throw away my textbooks than a set of papers I have done seriously! Too precious! Why? Because that's the capital I guarantee to get above 145!
Then how to do it? The next day, I took out the paper and wiped off the traces, which was 30 minutes less than before. If you can't get full marks, it's time for you to reflect.
This will be very easy. Do the second time, first, review and consolidate, but improve the speed and accuracy, third, strengthen the overall grasp of the exam, and fortieth, make the papers, steps and other details perfect!
Next, if you haven't finished writing, take out another paper, do it according to the above method, then repeat it, and then re-edit the first paper in a shorter time.
Then repeat it over and over again. In this way, the whole senior three can't add up to 10 sets of papers, but you can already load 130!
As you can imagine, it's easy, full and full, and it's constantly becoming perfect and winning!
This is how the perfection of mathematics is made.
Why can I only reach 130+? Because it can only ensure that you can do all the right things with moderate difficulty. The finale needs your usual research+on-site inspiration+accumulated experience. Only in this way can you get full marks.
Everyone makes a reasonable choice according to my method and his own situation. However, I am sure that it is absolutely harmful for them to listen to the teacher completely. Only they know that they are not good at it, and the teacher doesn't understand you.
The above is the method of mathematics, which is actually my comprehensive management method. So is my general management. Only by doing it repeatedly and practicing constantly can my grades improve and be stable.
However, these methods are only feasible if you have a good basic knowledge. How can you have any skills if you want to think about the summation formula of geometric series for a long time?
Everyone starts to focus on everyone's symptoms, and take this time to make up knowledge and improve your grades!
Start the countdown to the college entrance examination!
Starting from tomorrow.
Open the math textbook, open the directory, and mark the test sites required by the exam outline without missing (ask the teacher if you don't know).
From the first test center, I meditated in my mind (I can sleep at my desk in a casual posture, but sometimes it seems that I am sleeping in class, but I am actually thinking about o(∩_∩)o). If it's clear, well, look at the next one.
If you are unfamiliar and don't know what to say, congratulations, you have found a point that can improve at least 5 points! Happy? Turn over the textbook quickly and smash that point to death! Understand? This is very important, even if you fall out with the teacher, you have to go this far!
Point by point, and keep recalling the previous points, repeat at least 5 times. Well, congratulations, your basic knowledge of mathematics and science is absolutely no problem.
In this case, it will take about 4 days.
It's not over yet. Keep opening the catalogue, think about the connection between the main points, and remember as much as you can.
This will take about 1-2 days.
Then, I began to repeat the set of papers I had done before to consolidate what I had just learned (hehe, for many students, the real review is preview)
It takes about 3 days to make a set of rolls.
According to the 32nd floor, it is estimated that there are only 4-5 days left.
What was I doing then?
Go out for a walk with your parents after dinner, chat and talk about your dreams. Hehe, everyone should relax and supplement nutrition, but don't overdo it. We must listen to experts' advice on diet.
These 4-5 days are also crucial, so you can't put down your study.
Studying these days is quite casual.
Nothing. Look through the textbook catalogue and exam outline to see if there are any unfamiliar knowledge points. If there are still ambiguous important points, use various methods to overcome them at all costs!
There are too many points that can't be filled, and as many as you can.
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