How do you say the joke that penguins fight peas?

A reporter went to the South Pole to interview a group of penguins. He asked the first penguin, "What do you do every day?"

Penguin said, "Eat and sleep and fight peas!" " "

Then I asked the second penguin, and the penguin still said, "Eat and sleep and fight peas!" " "The reporter asked other penguins doubtfully, and the answers were the same, so he kept asking 99 penguins.

When walking next to the100th little penguin, the reporter went over and asked it: What do you do every day?

The little penguin replied, "Eat and sleep."

The man was surprised and asked, "Why don't you fight peas?"

The little penguin curled his mouth and stared at the reporter and said, "I am Doudou!" " ! ! ! "

Extended data:

The realistic version of the "Doudou" tragedy was really staged in the Arctic in the last century.

Scientists have proved that penguins once lived in the North Pole! However, 1000 years ago, the so-called "navigators" turned the lovely "big penguins" into their food and used their feathers as bedding.

Three or four hundred years ago, there was an upsurge of exploring the Arctic in Europe. At the same time, driven by greed and desire, human beings hunt these innocent animals.

Finally, on1June 2, 844, the last two penguins in the northern hemisphere were killed on an island off the coast of Ireland. Since then, there have been no penguins in the Arctic.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Eat, Sleep and Beat Peas