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Zhao Erlv's previous life
Author: red lotus lay
Chapter 1: Play with the Devil!
Update time 2012-5-12 23: 42: 04 words: 166 1
The second donkey felt his body lying on a hard board, his head pricked like a needle, his whole body ached, and there were thousands of ants crawling around in his blood vessels. The whole body is like a thousand-year-old rotten wood in the old forest, lying there waiting for a little decay, corruption, corruption ... He wants to move his body and turn his head, but he finds that he still has eyes and ears at work. However, those two eyes, despite their efforts, can only stare at a wisp of "tower ash" on the background of the house, swaying leisurely in the light fog of transpiration all over the house.
Gradually, Zhao Er's donkey felt that only two ears were sensitive in the whole body at this time. Without the help of his eyes, he can know who came in and who went by just by listening to the footsteps. But he still can't figure out how many good things those people have just come to him and look around! Why can't such a good man live without it? Alas! It is said that a good man will not live long and has no strength, which is the footsteps of his wife's "big shoes"; There is also Han Fengshan, who always lands on his toes first in the aisle, just like a mule with hooves ... The one who just came in always lands on his left foot, then draws his right foot out in an arc, and the crutch slams on the ground, and then moves forward lightly like a dragonfly. That's Liu, a cripple who can do somersaults. Did you hear that I died and came back to see a joke? Or is this old boy playing playboy again and trying to play a trick on my wife Liu Xiangyue?
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