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Use those words to insult and laugh at others?

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

26. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

27. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

28. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

29, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

3 1, sorry to make you laugh.

32. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

33. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

34. Your appearance is refreshing.

35, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later!

36. I am innocent. I am sorry for the people and the party.

37. You watch the rooster die and the dog turn over.

38. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

39, you said I was nervous, come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19.

40. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

4 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

42. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

43. You broke the rules!

3 1, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

37. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

46. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

47. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

49. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

50. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.