How to make girls happy with jokes

It is said that women have a deep heart, and this is what they say. Before two people have a relationship or just at the beginning, it is possible that when you meet someone you like, you will pursue her crazily. He even treats the other person as his own little princess. This is the situation now. You have to learn how to make a girl happy so that she can be devoted to me.

1. Make girls laugh

Boy: "There is no smile on your face, and neither are your eyes." Girl: "What? Your eyes are not smiling?" Boy: "Because I laughed too hard!" Girl: Why?

2. Don’t be afraid that I will kidnap you

A girl asked me, why is this guy so funny? I said: Look! Did he say he wanted to find a girl to be his girlfriend? I told him, how about I marry a woman? He agreed!

3. Why don’t you say it? I don’t believe it.

There is a girl who likes to eat crayfish. She wants to make some money to buy crayfish for her boyfriend. During the meal, the girl said to me that I would just eat this meal, but I did not tell her that I didn't like lobster. The girl looked at me and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I don't believe it." After that, she ran away without a trace. I said to the girl, you are so weird! But the girl looked at me and said seriously, I like eating crayfish!

4. You can learn from me, which will make me love you more

Boys ask girls: How did you know we were going to fall in love? Girl: You can learn from me. The boy said: This is related to your criteria for choosing a mate. Girl: How do you know that I am the opposite of your standards for choosing a mate? Boy: Because I am the kind of person who likes to pamper others, so I always observe whether other girls are nice to me, and then I will keep talking to her to make her feel that she is a good match for me. Girl: So what do you think about a boy who is good to himself but good to other girls?

5. I am a little sheep. Do you think I am ugly?

When I was buying clothes, I saw a bag seller and asked: "Excuse me How much is this bag?" The girl said one hundred. The young man still didn't believe it. He thought for a while and said, "One hundred. Okay!" and then gave him five hundred. The girl said: "What do you think this is?" The young man also asked not to be outdone. The girl found it very funny. She didn't expect that she had to pay 500 yuan to buy a bag, but she was so generous.