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English joke: Brave mouse Brave mouse
Three mice were sitting in a bar bragging about their bravery and tenacity.
The first one said
"I'm too tough
Once I ate a whole bag of rat poison! "
The second said
"Well, I'm strong.
Once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it open! "
Then the third mouse stood up and said
"You guys later.
I'm going home to harass the cat. "Three mice were sitting in a bar bragging about who was brave and who was tough.
The first one said, "I'm very good. Last time I ate a whole pack of rat poison! " "
The second said, "Come on, I'm fine. Once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit all the traps. "
Then the third mouse stood up and said, "See you later, buddy, I'm going back to tease the cat."
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