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When Degang Guo and Deyun were just on fire, I was still in college. At that time, I was young and frivolous, and I was in high spirits. I only know that I am carefree and careless, but I don't understand this sinister world.

At that time, listening to Deyun Society meant laughing. There are many profound meanings in Lao Guo's cross talk, which I really can't hear.

Now I'm old and almost trampled by society. Let's listen to the early cross talk of Deyun Society. It's not easy for anyone who has experienced the bitterness of social torture and the struggle of the bottom nobody.

Anyway, the early cross talk of Deyun Society was a bit wild and vulgar, but it was really heartfelt. Some words are like my neighbor's big brother, standing by the fire on a winter night, explaining that it is not easy to travel in big cities in recent years.

1. It's instinct to lose your temper, but it's skill to hold it back.

After entering the society, the number of people with their tails between their legs is far more than unscrupulous. No matter how much you see, no matter how unconvinced you are, you have to endure it. Why can Teenage Ninja Turtles play so well? Because people can bear it, and there are strong turtle shells.

2. I am not afraid that I am incapable, but I am afraid that I think I am capable.

You can learn without ability. It's never too late to learn as long as you know what you can't do. What scares me is that I think I can do anything, but I can't do anything well. I don't have an open-minded attitude and great skills, and I am doomed to be killed in this society.

3. Elegance needs no pretense, only grandchildren.

You don't need to judge elegance and vulgarity, as long as you stick to your heart, do good deeds and be a kind person, whether you are a construction worker covered in mud or a white-collar worker in a tall building, you are a good person.

It's hard to do it year after year, and it's hard to do everything.

Nothing is easy when people are alive. Happy people have their own experiences, and difficult times are equally difficult. But if you have to do these difficulties, bite the bullet and endure. When you get through it, you will find yourself quite tolerant and even admire yourself.

6. You don't need dignity when you grow up. People should live with their hearts and faces.

7. The signboard in the store is braised pork, and you are a plate of peanuts. Everyone came to the store for dinner, ordered braised pork and peanuts. You have to recognize yourself and understand that people will always come for braised pork, not peanuts. You have your own value, but you can't afford a table.

In fact, it is difficult to recognize that you are not the protagonist of society. It is not easy to realize that you are an insignificant little person in this society and find the value of your little person. Although you are just a plate of peanuts, it is also the happiness of a family drinking and chatting.