Ask the funny eight immortals to cross the sea

1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.

Rice cake! ! !

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

because ..............

because ................

Because they are all strangers ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

7. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

After a party, a group of animals rushed into 7- 1 1 convenience store to buy things. Because of the noise, the clerk beat them out, but left the lamb alone in the shop. Why?

Convenience stores are open 24 hours a day. ...

9. The glass and coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Here comes the bus!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why?

Coffee cups have ears!

10. There is a fat man.

Jump off the top of the twentieth floor. ...

It turned out to be .....

Fat man! !