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2022-05- 12 Master and Margaret Hui Gao translated bulgakov's works.

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This novel was painstakingly completed by bulgakov during the great purge of the Soviet Union. Under the strict censorship, the author burned the manuscript in a rage and wrote such a wonderful book when it was impossible to publish it. The novel reflects the life of the Soviet Union, such as markets, shops, trams, writers' associations and other scenes and corresponding roles. There are also demons in the magical world, villains who will come back from the dead, balms that can make people fly freely and so on. In that era when thoughts were trapped, the author mercilessly mocked those who were corrupted by money and infected by vulgar desires. His thoughts are still pursuing the freedom of soul and creation. He did not stifle the author's will in suffering, but expressed his thinking and philosophy of the times in words and art. This is also the unique spirit and style of Russian writers.

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first part

Chapter 1 Never talk to strangers

"alas!" Berlioz said with regret, "Those arguments are worthless and have long been shelved by human beings. You will agree that it is impossible to prove the existence of God in any way in the field of reason. "

"Great!" The foreigner exclaimed, "Great! You are just like the restless old man Emanuel. However, this is a big joke. After refuting the five arguments to pieces, he set up his sixth argument with self-mockery! "

"There is no need for any evidence," the professor said quietly. I don't know why the foreign accent is gone. "Everything is simple: that man is wearing a white cloak with a scarlet lining and strolling around with the habit of cavalry. In the early morning of the fourteenth day of the New Year's Day ..."

Chapter two: Bendy? Pilate

In the early morning of the Lunar New Year 14, Benedict Pilate, the Jewish governor, wore a white cloak with a scarlet lining and walked on the covered colonnade between the two halls of King Herod the Great.

"What exactly did you say when you talked about temples to everyone in the market?"

The defendant's voice, like a thorn in his temple, made Pilate miserable. The voice said:

"Governor, I said: the temples of the old religion will surely collapse, and the temples of the new truth will surely be established. I say this to make my meaning clearer. "

At this time, a swallow swished into the colonnade, swept under the golden ceiling and flew down. Its sharp wings almost touched the face of the bronze statue in the niche, and it disappeared behind the column crown, probably trying to build a nest there.

"I ask you, Nazarene of Galilee," the governor began, looking at Jesus with a strange expression. His face is dignified, but his eyes are full of anxiety. "Have you talked about Caesar? Say! Have you discussed it? ..... or ... no ... comment? " Pilate dragged the word "no" for a long time, beyond the permission of the trial, and at the same time gestured to Jesus with his eyes, as if to make him understand something.

"Of course, I also said," the prisoner said, "all regimes are violence against the people, and one day, no matter Caesar's regime or any other regime, there will be no more. Mankind will enter the kingdom of truth and justice and no longer need any political power. "

Chapter three, the seventh argument.

"There is no devil!" Ivan nikolayevich was overwhelmed by this boring nonsense and couldn't help crying and lost his sense of proportion. "It's a hell on earth! Don't pretend to be crazy! "

The madman laughed and scared a sparrow perched on the bodhi tree overhead to fly away.

"This is really interesting!" The professor laughed his head off. "What's the matter with you? No matter what you ask, you don't say it! " He suddenly stopped laughing, which is common in mental illness. After laughing, he turned to the other extreme-rage. He asked sharply, "So, there really isn't? ! "

Chapter IV Pursuit

The nightlife in the city began. Truck after truck, dusty, chain creaking, some people lying on the ground. Every window is open. There is an orange lampshade on every window. From all the windows, behind all the doors, under all the doors, on the roof, in the attic, in the basement and in the yard, there was a hoarse roar at the same time. It was playing the Bologna dance in the opera yevgeni onegin.

The fifth chapter Gerry Bao Ye's chronicle.

Ha ha laugh ... yes, it happened! ..... Moscow's old residents who don't remember the famous Gerry Bao Ye's restaurant! A stewed barracuda is nothing! Just a bargain, dear Eminem Frosi! What about sturgeon? The silver bowl contains sturgeon pieces, shrimp and fresh fish eggs? And a small bowl of stewed eggs with fragrant shavings? And thrush, don't you like it? With ground shavings? And roasted quail in Genoa? Nine and a half roubles for a guest! Not to mention jazz music and polite service! In July, your family went to Douyun's villa, and you couldn't leave the city because of something urgent. Why not sit in the shade of grapes on this balcony, spread a clean tablecloth and drink a plate of fresh vegetable soup under the golden light? Do you remember, Eminem Frosi? You don't have to ask! What about timely snipes, snipes, field snipes and snipes, quails and snipes in general? And the sizzling Narzan mineral water in your throat? ! That's enough, reader, you're distracted! Follow me! ……

"Comrades, don't be jealous of others. There are only 22 villas, but only seven are under construction, and our Mozuo Club has 3,000 members. "

"311/kloc-0 per person." Someone cut in from the corner.

"So," the sailor continued, "what can we do? Nature is the most talented person among us to get this villa ... "

"To the generals!" The playwright Gru Garev took part in the battle directly.

Beskudnikov pretended to yawn and left the room.

"I live alone in five rooms in Pellegrino!" Gru Garev said behind his back.

"Lavrovich lives alone in six rooms," Genese King shouted. "Even the dining room is covered with oak boards!"

"Hey, it's not a problem now," Ababkov hummed again. "The problem now is that it's already 1 1 half past one."

The sixth chapter is schizophrenia.

A quarter of an hour later, Liu Xin huddled at the table, holding a plate of anchovies and drinking one cup after another. He knows and admits that he can't change his life at all, except to forget it.

The poet spent the whole night alone, while others were enjoying themselves. Now he knows that the night is irreversible. As long as you look up at the sky under the light, you will know that tonight is gone forever. The waiter is busy smoking and changing the tablecloth. Several cats are running around on the balcony, and one of them is like morning. This day is unbearable for poets.

Chapter VII Haunted House

On a holiday, a policeman came to No.50, called the second tenant (anonymous) to the front room and told him that the branch asked him to sign some documents. When the tenant leaves, he tells Anfisa (a domestic worker who has served Anna Francev Center for many years): If anyone calls, tell him to come back in ten minutes. Then he left with a polite policeman in white gloves. However, not only did he not come back after ten minutes, but he never came back. The strangest thing is that the policeman apparently disappeared with him.

Chapter VIII Debate between Professor and Poet

Chapter 9 korolev's tricks

Chapter 10 Bad news from Yalta

Chapter 11 Ivan's Dual Personality

Chapter XII Magic Show and Public Display

Chapter 13 Hero Appears

Chapter 14 Glory belongs to the rooster!

Chapter 15 Nicanor? Ivanovic's dream

"I totally agree," the host said firmly. "Excuse me, gentlemen, what is it secretly?"

"Bastard!" Someone shouted in the hall.

"That's right," the host said firmly. "There are many illegitimate children, anonymous letters, leaflets and time bombs, but no one will secretly give you 400 yuan. There is no such idiot in the world. " The actor said to Nicanor Ivanovich in a reproachful and sad tone, "You really make me sad! I was counting on you. Our plan has to be declared a failure. "

Chapter XVI Death Penalty

Chapter 17 A Day of Panic

Chapter 18 Unfortunate visitors

the second part

Chapter 19 Margaret

Chapter 20 Azazello's ointment

Chapter 21 Flying

Chapter 22 By candlelight

Chapter 23 Satan's grand ball

"It's less than ten seconds before midnight, and it's about to start." Korolev said.

Margaret felt that ten seconds was too long. It should have been long ago, but nothing happened. Suddenly, there was a bang in the big fireplace below, and a gallows jumped out from the stove mouth, with a skeleton hanging from it. The skeleton broke free from the lasso and fell to the ground, becoming a beautiful dark-haired man in a tuxedo and patent leather shoes. Then a rotting coffin, which was not too big, floated out of the fireplace, and the lid was lifted automatically, and another skeleton was drilled from the inside. The handsome man rushed over and bent his arm politely towards it. The second skeleton turned into a lively naked woman with black feathers on her head and black shoes on her feet. The man and the woman walked quickly up the stairs arm in arm.

Chapter 24 The Master of Liberation

Chapter 25 The Governor tried to save Judah

"Didn't he preach to the soldiers?"

"There is no governor, this time his words are few. He only said that he thinks that one of the biggest problems of mankind is cowardice. "

"What is his goal?" The guest suddenly heard the other person's voice tremble.

Chapter 26 Bury

Chapter 27 The End of House No.50

Chapter 28 The Last Travel of korolev and Bigmot

Chapter 29 The fate of the master and Margaret has been decided.

"You evil soul and king of shadows, I have come to see you." People replied, frowning at Vallander unfriendly.

"He has read the works of the master," Matthew said. "Please take the master away and give him peace. Devil, will this still embarrass you? "

"Nothing bothers me, you know." Vallander was silent for a while, then replied, "Why don't you take him to the bright world?"

"He doesn't deserve light, he only deserves peace." Matthew said sadly.

"You tell him it will be done," Vallander said, and his eyes flashed again. "You should go at once."

Chapter 30 It's time to start! Time to go!

Chapter 31 Vorobev Mountain

Bored Bigmot broke the silence and said to Warland:

"Sir, please allow me to blow a farewell whistle before we leave."

"You will surprise this lady," said Vallander. "Don't forget, your prank is over today."

"Oh, sir, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," interrupted Margaret, who was mopping the floor on a saddle with her hands akimbo like an Amazon woman. "Please let him blow. I'm going on a long trip, and I can't bear to say goodbye. This is also human nature, even if this person knows that happiness is waiting for him at the end of the journey. Is that right, my Lord? Let him make us laugh, or I'm afraid I'll cry my eyes out when I leave. "

Vallander nodded and said yes to the characteristics of Bigmo. The guy jumped out of the saddle, put his finger in his mouth, puffed up his cheeks and blew a loud whistle. Margaret suddenly felt a buzz in her ear, and her mount raised her front hoof; Dead branches fell in the Woods, scaring a large group of crows and sparrows; A cloud of dust flowed straight to the river. At this time, a small passenger ship was passing by the dock, and only a few passengers' hats were blown into the water. The master was startled by the whistle, but he didn't look back, just kept pointing. He raised a hand to the sky as if threatening the city. Bigmot looked around and gloated.

"You whistled, it's true," korolev said generously. "You whistle, but to be fair, you whistle too often!"

"I have never been accused of church chorus." Bigmot pouted unconvinced and suddenly blinked at Margaret.

"Let me try my old habit." Korov joff rubbed his hands and sighed his fingers.

"Be careful not to hurt anyone!" Vallander said sternly while riding a horse.

"Please believe me, Sir," korolev replied patting his chest. "I was just teasing, teasing …" Then he stretched up like rubber, made a clever shape with his right finger, and then his body began to rotate and suddenly accelerated to fly, when a whistle sounded.

Margaret didn't hear the whistle, but she saw it because she was thrown ten feet away with the fierce horse. The oak tree next to her was uprooted. The ground cracked a series of cracks until it reached the river. The whole river bank slides into the water along with the pier and restaurant. The river is rolling and the waves are flying. The small passenger ship was washed to a green lowland on the other side, but all the passengers on board were safe and sound. Western jackdaw in the west, killed by Fagotte's whistle, landed in front of Margaret's sniffing horse. The whistle startled the host. Holding his head, he ran back to his companion waiting for him.

Chapter 32 Forgiveness and Fate

The night also tore off Bigmot's furry tail, tore off his fur and threw them into the swamp one by one. Happy treasure's black cat, once the king of darkness, turned out to be a thin boy. He was originally a follower of a little devil, equivalent to the big jester role that once existed in the world. Now he flies quietly and silently, facing the young face like moonlight.

End of movement

The male citizen suddenly found that the beast was a bit furtive. Cats are born like this. what can I do? It is not because it misbehaves, but because it is afraid that animals stronger than itself, such as dogs and people, may hurt or bully it. This is very common. I'm telling you, this is not a matter of face, by no means! ) Yes, this cat is sneaking around for some reason and is about to jump into a pile of burdock.

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