Happy jokes

The happy jokes are as follows:

1. Several people paired the couplets, and one person came up with: "Hengbiao: Marshal Tianpeng, the first couplet: He is handsome above, guess the second couplet." Among them. One person blurted out without thinking: "I'm a pig."

2. "Has your childhood dream come true?" "Half of it was achieved... I wanted to be a police uncle back then... Now I'm an uncle." . ”

3. A doctor received a call from his colleague at home: Playing mahjong, three are missing! The doctor said: I'll come right away! The wife asked from the side: Is the situation serious? The doctor said seriously: It's very serious. Three doctors are already there.

4. A man said to a woman: "You are my light bulb in the dark." After saying that, he hugged the woman. The woman pushed him away and said, "Don't touch me, or you'll get an electric shock."

5. The son went with his mother to his grandmother's house in the countryside. When he saw the pigs at his grandmother's house with foam on their mouths, the son asked strangely: "Mom "Why didn't that pig wash his face after brushing his teeth?"

6. The cold war has been going on for several days with the wife of the ethnic minority. My father said angrily, "A quarrel is a quarrel. Don't affect the unity of the nation."

7. If Tang Taizong had eaten Tang Monk, we would still be in the prosperous age of the Tang Dynasty.

8. My wife bought me two pairs of shoes for my birthday yesterday. After my birthday today, my wife took the shoes and returned them.

9. When I saw a fire truck driving by on the road, the adult said: They are going to put out the fire. The child said: Put out the fire? It should be to put out the fire. The fire is bad, so we have to save it.

10. Teacher: Look at that XXX, how serious he is in studying, without opening his head or eyes.