500 words after reading a humorous story

"The Poor" tells the story of the fisherman's family who is very poor and living in poverty. But when the fisherman's wife saw the sad and touching pictures of his sick neighbor Simon and two children who were not sensible, she did not hesitate to take them home. After a series of psychological struggles, the fisherman and Sang Na firmly believe that no matter how difficult it is, they will bring up the two children.

There were no clouds in Wan Li that day. I was so crowded on the bus that I sweated a lot. I managed to grab a seat, so I sat down leisurely. After a while, a frail old woman with silver hair got on the bus with crutches. She stopped and struggled to come to me. It seems that she is going to take root here. "Hum! Don't try to take my place. " An evil thought flashed through my mind, but I remembered the teacher's teaching that we should respect the old and love the young. At this time, the angels and demons in my mind are fighting fiercely.

The pure angel waved his wings and said, "It is what you should do to respect the old and love the young. Look, how poor the grandmother is! " "I looked at grandma, and her fine lines full of wrinkles were telling her dissatisfaction. At this time, the devil is not to be outdone. She picked up a fork and shouted, "Don't forget to love young people! You're just a kid. "I think so too. Respect for the elderly is better than love for the young.

At this time, my station has arrived. When I got off the bus and looked back, I was shocked by what I saw! Grandma saw me get off the bus and didn't sit down immediately, but gave it to the children behind. The child immediately said politely, "thank you, grandma, no need!" " "Grandma smiled and said," you don't sit, I don't sit. "... I didn't lower my head because my eyes were flooded with tears.

Even if a person is poor, he doesn't lie, fight, steal or rob things that don't belong to him, and his moral character is noble, and he will be respected and loved by others wherever he goes.

B. Read 50 most interesting math stories in B.500 words.

Different Thoughts on Reading Mathematical Stories (1)

In this winter vacation, I read a book called Different Mathematics Stories. This is an interesting book. The author of this book is Xiao Meng.

This book focuses on mathematics and is very interesting. The characters in the book include a strange teacher and his students.

The story in the book is that the strange teacher is a particularly interesting math teacher, and his math class is always interesting. He always claims to be an alien from another planet. He always does some magic in math class. For example, he takes his students to travel so that they can discover and learn math. He also let the students taste the taste of being a teacher and let them try some magic tricks. At the same time, students learn mathematics quickly and well.

After reading this book, I found mathematics particularly interesting. I especially like the strange teacher in the book because I think his math class is very interesting. So, after reading different math stories, I found that learning is happy and simple, as long as I find the right method. Finally, students are advised to read this book.

C. Read Humor of Two Generations of Love Stories for about 500 words.

These days, I read a book called The Story of Two Generations of Love, which is very interesting. It tells the story of two resourceful generations struggling with landlords and winning the hearts of the people.

The two generations are incredibly clever, and what impressed me the most is the short story "Backward Village". One day, two generations of love rode donkeys to a cottage in a foreign land and saw that the wheat field was full of cut wheat stalks. The farmers are sighing, and only after asking do they know that the landlord here has a rule of "turning over the wheat and keeping it". The wheat planted by farmers was taken away by the landlord at the time of harvest, and the useless straw below was left to the farmers. This is starving people! The landlord is too cruel, more hateful than Zhou skinned in Midnight Cockcrow.

Seeing that the landlord was so bad, the two generations taught farmers to plant sweet potatoes, paid the landlords the inedible sweet potato vines above, and left the sweet potatoes below. The frustrated landlord changed it to "pay at both ends and stay in the middle", and the landlord felt that Avanti could do nothing. The wise two generations taught farmers to plant corn, and the corn cob farmers in the middle stayed and gave the corn stalks at both ends of the landlord. Seeing this, I can't help cheering for the wisdom of two generations of love. This is really "deal with a man as he deals with you"! The landlord was helpless and was defeated.

This book makes me feel that the two generations are extremely clever. With wisdom, we can defeat landlords and help farmers mainly by notarization. This reminds me that many leaders and loyal ministers in society are just people, helping the people and defeating the bad guys. Let me deeply understand the truth that "the bad guys get what they deserve, and the wicked get what they deserve"

If more people knew that doing bad things would not end well, would there be many fewer people doing bad things?

D. 500 words after reading the story

I am a child who doesn't like reading. I have a headache when I read Forgiveness, because when I see such a thick book, I think: When can I finish it?

One morning, I had nothing to do at home and just waited around the house for a while. I saw a book called Story Club, which contained many short stories. I read a very interesting article, so I kept reading. Until today, I finished reading this book, and what impressed me the most was Ghost in Taxi, which wrote: A man named Xiao Wei wanted to go home by bus after drinking, but when he got on the bus, he found that he didn't have any money with him. The taxi driver drove very fast and soon reached a remote place in the city center. The driver was concentrating on driving when he heard Xiao Wei's strange voice: "Hey, when did you get on the bus?" The driver saw in the mirror that he was talking to the air, and his face was full of surprise and concentration. The driver was frightened, shivering and stiff all over. ....

In this way, Xiao Wei built the overlord car three times in a row, using the same method.

This time, he used the same method to make the overlord car, but this time he was not so lucky. Instead, he was killed by a driver. Throw away 100 yuan and leave.

After reading this article, I understand that don't take advantage of anything.

E ask for a short philosophical story and your thoughts after reading it (500 words).

1. Every time I listen to Beethoven's famous songs such as Hero, Symphony of Destiny and Symphony No.9, I can't help but be moved by them, and I am moved and shocked with the ups and downs of the melody. This is rare for a person like me who is almost tone deaf. I am always amazed at how a deaf person can create such a miracle. I didn't understand the twists and turns until I read one of Fu's translated works, Biography of Beethoven.

Beethoven's life is an epic tragedy. The hardships of childhood, the failure of love, illness and poverty are not enough to destroy him. His greatest pain is loneliness. Anyone who has seen his portrait can't help inferring his character from his upside-down hair and shocking eyes: withdrawn, indifferent and cynical. Actually, it is not. He is compassionate and enthusiastic, loves nature more than anyone else, longs to associate with others, and loves the world and mankind. However, it is precisely this virtue that deeply aggravated his pain; Since he found himself deaf, he had to choose to stay away from the crowd and be alone. He doesn't want to see other people's pity eyes. This loneliness of being forced to be separated from human beings is the most unbearable thing for him. He struggled in such a strong contradiction, suffering physically and mentally, and was almost defeated several times. I am 32 years old, and I have even written my will.

When reading his will, I had an idea: for himself, if he had really gone, he might have been happier. At least free him from the endless pain in the future, and face the cruel fate, in his own words, "free me from endless pain." Yes, if he is a little selfish, he will give up and get rid of all his troubles. However, he longs for recovery, but hopes that "poor human beings" will be happy. Therefore, this natural character endowed him with incomparable will, and at the same time shut out death and liberation, and began the course of suffering. When the pain increases day by day and accumulates to unbearable levels, it pours out like a flood and becomes a great work, and his blood and tears crystallize.

Deafness is the death of a part of the world for ordinary people, and the death of the whole world for musicians. The whole world is dead, Beethoven is not! And he also rebuilt the world of death and the kingdom of sound, not only for himself, but also for mankind, for "poor mankind"! Without such a warm and compassionate heart, he might suffer less. And he replaced the pain greatly aggravated by his nature with the joy of mankind. This is the hero's sacrifice, how tragic and great!

Heroes themselves are destined to suffer extraordinary hardships. As Mencius said: "Heaven will be a great task to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their minds and work hard for their bones and muscles ... Therefore, it is impossible for them to be patient." This seems to have become an unchanging truth at all times and in all countries. How cruel and helpless it is! Every great achievement of mankind is born with personal sacrifice. Anyone who wants to achieve great things should remember this.

An unfortunate person, poor, disabled, lonely, caused pain, the world did not give him joy, but he created joy for the world! This is the immortality of giants! When we feel the grandeur of Hero, listen to the percussion of Destiny, and sing a joyful hymn in the chorus at the end of the Ninth Symphony, don't forget that this is the immortal giant-Beethoven's "Bitterness comes through thick and thin"! One of my favorite books is children's literature. An article in the book, Climbing the Mountain, left a deep impression on me. The article "Climbing the Mountain" is a true story written by my tutor Lenin. After reading it in one breath, you have gained a lot.

This article describes that Lenin went to Bagotsky to watch War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression one night before 10, and climbed a high and steep hill with a pure heart. When going down the mountain, Lenin returned to the main source with the goal of creating opportunities to temper his strong will and fight bravely. The author gave us a profound lesson with vivid words: always pay attention to tempering my will. Strong-willed, mountain peaks can move. On the way forward, those who are tenacious and brave enough to overcome hard work will succeed.

Primary school students read the philosophical story, and after reading it, they feel 500 words: climb the mountain. After reading the philosophical story, they feel that "the will is strong and the mountain can move", which is true. Look, Heidi Menstruation, two-thirds paraplegic, is fighting in a wheelchair. If she wants to get along well, she will have to pay several times more than Zheng Zheng. How difficult it is! However, she did not bow to luck, but to difficulties. She didn't cross the river because of the water depth, and she didn't make progress because of hardships. There is no mountain she can't climb, no river she can't cross. In the face of many hardships, go forward bravely and make great strides. Self-taught middle school courses, suffering from foreign languages, creating and translating works span 1 10,000 words. Haidi menstruation, with amazing perseverance, is not with tenacious will and unremitting struggle to climb the flat mountain step by step?

Balzac famously said, "Hardship is the abyss to deal with the weak and the wealth to deal with the strong." Yes, if a person is lucky and hardworking, then he can only be a weak person. However, if he faces hardships, is strong-willed, strives hard and works hard, then he will be an able person in life. Lenin's comrades can successfully walk through this daunting and vivid little example, which gives us this truth. In this way, the weak will fall into the quagmire of failure, so that the tenacious will can climb to the top smoothly.

From ancient times to the present, people who have achieved something have gone through arduous tests and risen from the Lord. Isn't Hua, a self-taught mathematician, Madame Curie, who won the Nobel Prize twice, and Edison, a great hermit, all such people? People will always encounter some difficult struggles and twists and turns in their lives. Who hasn't been weak and afraid? Paul, the iron warrior of the people, thinks that even Mr. Lu Xun once lingered ... but in the end, they gave up the way of fighting and succeeded with amazing perseverance and heroic and strong struggle.

Thinking at my desk, I can't help thinking of a little thing in my life. It was a summer vacation day, my brother was climbing a mountain, and my mother led him. At first, I climbed very hard, but before I swam halfway, I was dizzy and panting. Seeing the endless steep slope, I want to back down. My brother wanted to climb up and asked me, "What's the matter?" "Oh, I'm exhausted." "What's the matter! The Red Army is not afraid of the expedition, and it is easy to go to Qian Shan. " I think, you can "go straight and easy in front of the mountain", but I can't "throw waves straight from the five ridges and rush away from Wumeng?" I gritted my teeth, took courage, got up the courage and tried to climb up. Although I was sweating like a pig, I finally climbed to the top of the mountain and enjoyed the beautiful scenery of the western hills. Yin is remembering, didn't he make it very clear that as long as he has confidence, perseverance and courage to fight hard, he will be able to get along smoothly.

F. Thinking about 500 words in fairy tales

Grimm's fairy tale

I watched Grimm's fairy tales again in the summer vacation, but I got a different feeling from before. Maybe, some people think fairy tales are naive and pure fiction, but I think fairy tales are also full of philosophy. I used to read this book, only the story, but I ignored its meaning. Now, reading this book again, I have a profound experience: be kind.

The word kindness is no stranger to us. It is a traditional virtue, a manifestation of spiritual beauty, and something from the depths of the soul. I often see such a scene in my life: on the bus, someone gives up his seat without hesitation; In the shop, someone did not hesitate to return the extra change to the clerk; In the street, some people will lend a helping hand and throw the money in their pockets more or less into beggars' bowls and so on. In fact, these are all manifestations of kindness.

Good people are rewarded in the end, and the so-called "good things are rewarded" is the truth. Cinderella, the protagonist in Grimm's fairy tale Cinderella, is kind-hearted and ultimately happy despite being bullied and insulted by her stepmother and sisters. Another example is the shoemaker in The Little Angel and the Shoemaker. Although he is not rich, he is very kind. He helps the poor with the money he earns. As a result, the little angels worked miracles for him, and his business flourished. I also heard a true story: a kind peasant woman bought a wild duck from the owner and took good care of it. In the end, wild ducks created a lot of wealth for poor peasant women.

However, not all people are kind, and vicious people will always be punished. The Queen in Snow White is a good example. She tried every means to hurt Snow White, but in the end she was angered by her jealousy. The wolf, known to all women and children, not only didn't eat the little goat, but also died in vain, which fulfilled the sentence "what goes around comes around comes around". It can be said that when a person loses kindness, it means losing his soul and humanity, which means walking dead. Those criminals should wake up, too! They use the kindness of others to get away with it and do whatever they want. It's disgusting, it's disgusting, it's irritating, it's disgusting!

Grimm's fairy tales let me know more about human nature, the truth, goodness and beauty of human nature, and the ugly side of human nature. May everyone become a kind person and let the world truly become a loving human home!

G. 500 words after reading the wonderful story

How to write a review? The basic idea of post-reading feeling is as follows:

(1) Briefly describe the relevant contents of the original text. Such as the title of the book, the author, the writing year of the book and article, the abstract of the original book or text, etc. This part is written to explain where feelings come from and pave the way for the following discussion. In this part, the word "Jane" must be highlighted, and the specific contents of books and articles must not be described in large paragraphs, but the parts directly related to feelings should be simply described, leaving out things unrelated to feelings.

(2) clarify the basic point of view. Choose the point that you feel most deeply and express it clearly in concise sentences. Such a sentence can be called "viewpoint sentence". This viewpoint sentence expresses the central point of this article. The position of "viewpoint sentence" in the text can be flexible, which can be at the beginning, at the end or in the text. Beginners of writing had better come straight to the point and write their own opinions at the beginning of the article.

(3) Put facts and reason around basic viewpoints. This part is the main part of the argumentative paper, which expounds the basic point (that is, the central point), proves the correctness of the point of view by putting facts and reasoning, and makes the point more prominent and convincing. In this process, it should be noted that facts and reasoning must closely focus on and serve the basic point of view.

(4) Combining basic ideas with practice. A good feeling after reading should have the flavor of the times and a true feeling. To do this, we must be good at connecting with reality. This "reality" can be personal thoughts, words and deeds, experiences, or a social phenomenon. When connecting with practice, we should also pay attention to closely focusing on and serving the basic viewpoints, rather than blindly connecting and disconnecting. The above four points are the basic ideas of writing the post-reading feeling, but this idea is not static, so we should be good at mastering it flexibly. For example, "brief the original text" usually comes before "clarify the point of view", but the order of the two can also be interchanged. Furthermore, if the facts in the third step are social phenomena or personal experiences, then the fourth part need not be written. Pay attention to the following questions when writing the post-reading feeling:

First, attach importance to "reading" in the relationship between "reading" and "feeling", which is the premise and foundation of "feeling"; Sense is the extension or result of reading. You must "read" before "feel". If you don't study, you won't feel. Therefore, to write a post-reading feeling, we must first understand the original text, accurately grasp the basic content of the original text, correctly understand the central idea of the original text and the meaning of key sentences, and deeply understand the author's writing purpose and the thoughts and feelings expressed in the text.

Second, we should choose the feeling point accurately. After reading a book or an article, there will be many feelings and experiences. For the same book or article, different people think from different angles, have different views and get different enlightenment. Taking the well-known idiom story of "teasing others" as an example, from the perspective of satirizing Mr. Nan Guo, we can realize that people who have no real skills will "expose their stuffing" sooner or later and realize the importance of mastering real talents and learning. If we consider the reason why Mr. Nan Guo Can spent half a day in Qi Xuanwang, we can think that leaders should have a realistic leadership style, not flashy, otherwise it will leave loopholes for those who fish in troubled waters. If we think from the perspective of management system, we can further realize that Qi Xuanwang's "pot rice" lacks the necessary evaluation mechanism, which provides objective conditions for people like Mr. Nanguo to muddle along all day, thus associating with the necessity of breaking the "iron rice bowl" and abolishing the pot rice since the reform and opening up. After reading an article, you can't write many feelings or experiences, so just choose. As a beginner, you should choose what you feel most and have something to say to write. We should pay attention to grasp the angle of analyzing problems, pay attention to our own actual situation, and choose the most suitable feeling point from many clues as the center of the full text.

H. Ask for a humorous story of about 500 words, wait online ... hurry up!

Mentally retarded killer

Mom said my IQ was only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is

I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people have been hurt because of me. Some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide.

So I have always suspected that I have a potential superpower, and this superpower has had a particularly strong effect on my teacher for some reason.

I remember the first teacher who died because of me. At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my teacher took us to the wild for a natural practice class.

Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willows sprouting branches, the teacher couldn't help thinking of a question, so he asked, "Students, do you know how to tell the wind direction?"

"I know!" A little girl in my class replied, picking up a leaf from the ground and throwing it into the air. "Pick up something and throw it into the air and watch it float there."

"Well, very good." The teacher praised, "Who else would like to show you again and see what wind is blowing now?"

"me." I volunteered, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air ... "Teacher, it's blowing up and down now!" " I answered.

I can't remember clearly what the teacher looked like at that time. I only remember that he struggled a few times and then died.

Later, according to the doctor in the hospital, he died because of the sudden strong * * *, which led to the retrograde possession of qi and blood. In this way, I killed a people's teacher

In the first grade, the teacher taught us about poultry and animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and wake you up. What animal is it? "

I replied, "Mom!" Laughing so hard that the teacher almost died!

After coming home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I said, I didn't fill in a question. My mother asked me what it was, my dear son.

I said there was a question about how much I got by multiplying 3 by 7. I filled in 15 regardless of the willy-nilly. My mother sprayed the water she just drank on my father's face. Hey ... I'm great!

My father asked me how school was. Dear son, "Is your female teacher satisfied with you?" "Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied." I answered.

"How do you know? Did she tell you herself? "

"Of course, dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me,' If all the students are like you, I will leave school at once!' This shows that I have learned everything. "

My dad's mind is full of stars at once.

One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? , I said I don't know. The teacher asked me to ask. I asked my mother who was cooking to let me out. I asked my father, who watched the ball again and shouted' cool'.

I asked my sister that she was singing, and the lyrics just reached the baby. I asked my brother who was on the phone; I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said; Fuck off, the teacher slapped me, I yelled, the teacher called me a loser, and I called me mean.

Old saying; Get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher suffered from hypertension again on the spot and fainted. .....