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An interesting thing about the Spring Festival. About 500 words is urgent! Urgent! Urgent!

Happy New Year!

It's New Year! There are many interesting things in our family, which add a lot of festive atmosphere to our family!

Accompanied by my brother's excited crying, the curtain of the New Year finally opened in our expectation. Finally, the Spring Festival is coming, and we are playing like a runaway pony. The period is also interesting one after another. I often can't help laughing when I think about it now, but the most interesting thing is "eating melon seeds to grow my head."

After the New Year's Eve, my sister and brother and I got lucky money, and they played the game of "comparing words". The result is naturally lice on the bald man's head-obvious. Now my brother quit, crying and making trouble. At this time, my sister pretended to be serious and said to her brother, "Dear brother, there is a knack for growing taller. You eat 10 melon seeds, each word is 1 mm ""Really? " The 5-year-old brother asked with a grain of salt. "Don't believe you ask Third Sister?" My sister gave me a wink. "Of course it's true." I quickly and solemnly chimed in. Hearing this, the younger brother smiled, ran to the back room, took out a bag of melon seeds and started eagerly. My younger brother counted while taking drugs: "One, two, three ……" After a while, my younger brother begged us to measure his height. My sister and I pretended to take out a tape measure and measured him, and said in unison, "It's 3 mm higher!" " "This time, my brother worked harder and tried his best to eat melon seeds. In the evening, my brother who likes watching cartoons is still busy. Mom saw it and asked inexplicably, "Why doesn't this active little guy like watching cartoons today?" The younger brother raised his red face and said seriously, "My sister said that eating 10 melon seeds would make him grow to 1mm height. Little mother, I have eaten 124. How much do you think I've grown? Everyone in the room laughed, especially mom, who was out of breath with laughter. It's just that my clever brother is making trouble again. ...

Happy New Year!

Setting off fireworks in the Spring Festival is something to be done every year, and this year is no exception. After dinner on New Year's Eve, our whole family mobilized and went to the open space of the community to set off fireworks.

I took out "Snow White" first, and after my father lit it for me, I saw countless sparks coming out of its "belly", forming a fire tree and silver flowers in mid-air, emitting gorgeous sparks. I took out "Proud". It first spewed a pillar of fire from the middle, and then it was shot from all directions together, like an open fan, dazzling.

Neighbors saw us set off fireworks and came out to join in the fun. Adults are happy and children are busy setting off fireworks. The fireworks of thousands of families are staggered and deafening, adding a colorful oil painting to the sky.

Happy New Year!

Looking forward to, looking forward to, the pace of the new year is finally near. Today is New Year's Eve. The firecrackers alarmed the whole village and also sounded the longing heart of our children. It's already 8: 30 in the evening after having a reunion dinner with my family. More and more people are walking outside. The sky is dark and opaque, as if to set off fireworks for us. I am busy preparing to set off fireworks.

I carried dozens of kilograms of fireworks on the side of the road, and then surrounded the heavy fireworks with four square bricks to prevent them from falling. Then, I volunteered to set off fireworks. When the flame was only two centimeters away from the fuse, my hand suddenly shook and my heart began to panic. At this time, I closed my eyes and leaned the flame against the fuse. I started running to safety. The father who waited for a long time said, "How can you run if you haven't lit it yet?" I said, "A little scared." Dad went on to say, "With professionally designed fireworks, the fuse has enough time for people to run to a safe place, so you don't have to be afraid." When I ran back to rekindle, my feet were still shaking. In an instant, I got up the courage and lit it! At this time, I walked unhurriedly to my parents and waited to see. After a while, the first fireworks flew into the sky, with a loud thunder, and then scattered colorful fireworks. Then, the second fireworks flew into the sky like a butterfly, and another big smoke blossomed. This is not an ordinary fireworks display, but a magical fireworks display. After this big gift blooms, something winds around in the sky like a dragon. In a short time, the third fireworks flew into the sky like a rocket, and then a big fireworks display was held like a meteor shower. These fireworks seem to show people that turning money into treasure, flowers are precious. On the lively New Year's Eve, fireworks reflected the smiling faces of onlookers. It comes to us with happiness, joy and good luck, and it shows the prosperity of our motherland!

Happy New Year!

On New Year's Eve, a particularly interesting thing happened in our family. Let me tell you something:

"One hundred, two hundred ..." My mother watched me count the lucky money in my room and said, "You are such a penny addict!"

I ignored my mother and asked, "How much lucky money do you think I will get this year?"

"Anyway, you won't be without lucky money!" Mother suddenly looked up at her watch and said, "Ah! It's time to cook! "

I looked at my growling stomach and asked my mother, "What are we going to eat tonight?"

"By the way, aren't there any recipes on our new calendar? Let's make several dishes according to the above recipe. What do you think is on it? "

I opened the calendar and shouted to my mother, "There are pumpkin soup, shredded pork and fruit salad!" " "

"Let me see." Mother took the calendar, looked at it and said, "This dish is good, and this one is ok ..."

"Mom, the illustrations of this dish look delicious!"

"Ok, I'll cook this dish!"

Mom quickly followed the above preparation materials: "Well, there is pork at home ..." Mom watched and suddenly said, "Ah? Why are there cacti? Cactus can also be eaten! " I immediately realized that the name of the dish should be mispronounced. So I grabbed the calendar, yes, it was fried pork! I found something unusual again. A corner of the calendar is broken! When I opened it, I found it was "cactus fried pork"!

My mother seemed to notice it, too, and turned to me and shouted, "This, this is so weird! Human palm! Hand-fried shredded pork! Name of dish! " Mom also grabbed the calendar, looked left and right, and then laughed: "Haha, it's cactus!" " "I also burst out laughing. Dad heard our laughter and rushed to the scene and said, "What are you doing? Laugh so happily! " I stretched out my tongue: "hey, look at the calendar yourself!" """Calendar? What happened to the calendar? "I laughed for a long time before I stopped. "Cactus fried pork was taken as palm fried pork by me!" "Ha ha! Ha ha ha! "

What a happy night it is!