Who told me some jokes about Singles Day?

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math:

Have you noticed that there is a man who has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds, wondering what he wants?

Logic:

That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math:

Oh, my God, at this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic:

The only reasonable way, of course, is to walk faster.

Math:

It seems useless!

Logic:

Of course it's useless. It makes sense that the man walks faster and faster.

Math:

So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic:

The only reasonable way is for us to escape separately, go that way and I'll go this way. He can't catch them both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math:

Sister Logic, you are finally back! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic:

The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math:

Yeah, yeah, but then what?

Logic:

The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased me like hell.

Math:

and then

Logic:

The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math:

Oh, my God, and then what?

Logic:

I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math:

Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic:

He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math:

Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic:

Is it reasonable, sister math,

A nun who pulls up her skirt must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

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