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What is the most ridiculous thing when sleeping with your significant other?

Before I got married, I really didn’t know that my husband had the problem of “snoring”. I like to fall asleep in a quiet environment, but my husband just likes to watch TV and fall asleep. I don't know whether to laugh or cry about his habit. It's not something he can change if he develops it over twenty years.

I remember one time when I finally fell asleep, my husband suddenly said: "Stop"! I was suddenly awakened and quickly asked: "What's wrong? Don't scare me!" My husband ignored this and continued to mutter: "The area of ????the triangle is large, so the cake is delicious!" Where is this? ? I rubbed my eyes and looked at my husband. It turned out that he was talking in his sleep! God, how much is wrong with this man? Is this going to stop people from sleeping?

I originally wanted to wake him up and scold him, but suddenly I remembered what the old man said. People who talk in their sleep while sleeping should not be too frightened, otherwise they will "lose their soul" and have a negative impact on their spirit. If it causes a blow, forget it! Since I couldn't sleep anyway, I picked up my phone and recorded the embarrassing things about him snoring and talking in his sleep. Let's see how I laugh at him tomorrow! When I heard his thunderous snoring coming from the mobile phone, I laughed like crazy. How could it be so fun?

Tianming played it to her husband, but he refused to admit that he snored. He took the phone and deleted the video. I have done this kind of thing more than once. When I get unhappy one day, I threaten my husband and make him a snorer among relatives and classmates. At this time, my husband is very obedient and does whatever he is told. He kept calling him "good wife", begging me not to destroy his glorious image. Hahaha, it feels so good to hold his little handle!

Now, I am used to falling asleep to the sound of his TV series and snoring. Whenever I have to suddenly leave home to sleep, without this kind of sound, I feel that something is missing, and I toss and turn. Can't sleep anymore. Maybe it’s because I’m used to the safe and secure atmosphere provided by the person next to me. With my husband around, I’m not afraid of anything. But if I leave this kind of environment, I’ll feel psychologically uncomfortable. It’s really a paradox that makes me laugh or cry.