A funny script for ten people

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu and Xiaoling Scene: Content: Xiaoling sleeps on the table. Iverson lost a book with him. Get out. Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat. Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat! Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you! Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you? Wu: I took it last night. Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position! Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early! Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what mistake you made? Huh? Xiao Ai: Yes. Wu: Let's stop arguing. Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up! Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling. Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say! Wu: Huh? Today's exam? Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today! Xiao Ai: Scared? Xiao Wu: Did you sleep? Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass! Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil! Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard? Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass? Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy! Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think? Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move! Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on! Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book) Xiaoling: Go to hell! Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that? Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick? Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz. Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her. Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet? Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there? Xiaoling: Three steps! Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod) Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod) Step 3:-Hand in the paper! Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper! Wu: What's the problem? Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today? Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling? Xiaoling: I'm not here! Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu? Xiao Wu: Yes! Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa! Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not! Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet! The teacher came in. Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in? Three people laughed. Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon! Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill! Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do? Teacher: The exam time is two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself! Xiao Ai: I compare my teacher. He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands! Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling? Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea! Three people copy. Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate! Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it! The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying! Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk! Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it! Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! Unfortunately, the teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go. Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour! The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it. Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending! I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all. How did you copy it? Like this? Like this? Wu: Lower it! Lower it! Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

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