What are the hilarious sentences that describe handsome guys?

La la la la, everyone loves you, birds see birds and stay, which is popular with thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have lost their feet, and a pear flower beats Haitang ...

2. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

4. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM think I am not good enough ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, and handsome people should be handsome as soon as possible.

5. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

6. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

8. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher said the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

9. One day, I walked into the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical. 8. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher said the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

10. One day, I was in the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.