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Looking for a script about a silly son

Once upon a time, there was a fool. His father took him out to play. When he saw happy events on the road, his father taught him to laugh when he encountered such lively blowing and beating. My son remembered, One day when he was walking on the road, he saw someone doing a funeral. He just stood there and laughed. But he was beaten by others. So he went home and asked his father what was going on. His father said it was a funeral. If you want to cry, his son remembered it again. , one day he saw a fire in someone else's house and they were busy putting out the fire. He didn't help but was still crying. He was beaten again. His father said that he should help put out the fire. But when he met the blacksmith, he just carried a bucket of water without saying anything. After pouring water on him, he was beaten again. His father said, in this situation, you have to help fight. So when two children were fighting, he didn't know which one to help, so he beat them both together, but he was beaten by both. His father said You wanted to break up a fight. Again, he saw two roosters fighting on the road. He went up to break up the fight, but was pecked by the chicken. His father said that animals should use stairs to separate them when they fight. Finally, when he encountered two cows fighting, he took He went up the stairs and was gored to death by a girl! ! ! Please give it a thumbs up, hope it will be adopted, and give praise! ! ! ! ! !

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In the early years, a fool went on a blind date, and the matchmaker said: "The girl will come tomorrow and give you a chance to show off. Where is the big willow tree in front of your house? Just say that it is not good enough to sell it! Ask Where are the flowers in your yard? You said they were ruined by war! When asked, why do you have so much money? You asked about the university diploma hanging on the wall? !" The fool memorized it for a long time and finally memorized it.

As soon as the girl entered the door, she asked: "Where is your father?" The fool said: "Hey! I sold it because of my poor years!" When the girl heard this, she thought it was a joke and didn't care. Then asked: "Where is your mother?" The fool replied: "It was ruined by the war.". The girl got annoyed and said why are there so many strange things happening in your family? The fool said: "Hey! My parents have saved this all their lives." The girl was furious and scolded: "You are a fool!" The fool said: "Hey! This one will last in our family for the rest of our lives."