A happy joke story

Happy joke story

Happy joke story, I believe everyone will often see the figure of joke story in daily life. The story culture has a long history, and it is also an important part of world culture. Whenever a joke story has many meanings, the following is a happy joke story. Happy joke story 1

Funny joke article 1

Professor and farmer bet

Professor and farmer bet.

The professor said: I have a question, but you don't know it. Give me five yuan.

you give me a question, I don't know, how about giving you 5?

farmers agree.

professor: how far is the moon from the earth?

The farmer handed the professor five yuan.

the farmer asked: what animal is it that has three legs going up the mountain and four legs going down the mountain?

The professor struggled for a solution and lost 5.

The farmer took the money, and the professor asked: What animal is it?

The farmer handed the professor five yuan, said I don't know, and then went to sleep.

Beggars and Peasants

A playboy lost all his ancestral business and had to be a beggar. One day, a beggar met a farmer, and the farmer said to him, "You are also a seven-foot man, and you don't lack arms or legs. Why don't you work to support yourself?"

The beggar was not ashamed at all. He picked up a branch and wrote four sentences on the ground: "Eat thousands of meals in the morning, stay in thousands of pavilions overnight, and let me go anywhere without breaking the court law."

After reading the poem, the farmer also picked up a branch and added two words after each poem: "If you eat thousands of meals, you are not satisfied; Stay overnight in Wanhu Pavilion and cover with grass; It's okay not to violate the court law; Let me go all over the world, the dog bites! "

Funny jokes 2

Rich man and farmer

A rich man walked into a restaurant and saw a farmer eating a cheap fried rice, so he looked down on him and felt ashamed to eat with such people.

So he said, "Give my pet rabbit a salad and give me a steak." I also ordered 1 fried rice for the beggars outside. After that, I also looked at the farmers.

At this moment, our farmer brother finally knew that he was coming for him, so he said, "Give my dog a steak. Give me another rabbit that has eaten salad. "

The loneliness of the farmer's uncle

The Chinese exam has a parody question: The teacher got chalk crumbs floating around, no, it's not chalk crumbs, it's a tidbit of wisdom spilled in the classroom.

The requirements are: things+negation+phenomenon

A strongman: the farmer's uncle's field is full of radishes, no, it's not radishes, it's the farmer's uncle's loneliness ... Happy joke story 2

Happy joke story (1)

1. Toothbrush and toothpaste are in love, but the toothpaste is decreasing day by day, leaving little.

On this day, the man squeezed the toothpaste for the last time and threw it into the trash can.

The toothbrush shouted at the toothpaste: Wait for me! After that, the host's mouth was bleeding violently, and the male host frowned: What broken toothbrush?

after that, throw it in the trash can. Toothbrush and toothpaste looked at each other, secretly happy.

at this moment, the hostess appeared: don't throw it, save it for the toilet!

2. Once upon a time, there was an elk. It was playing in the forest and accidentally got lost.

So it calls its good friend giraffe: "Hey … I'm lost."

The giraffe heard this and replied, "Hello, I am a giraffe ~"

3. A monk came to the forest and stood under a big tree to realize Buddhism. There was a grizzly bear coming from behind him, and the muffled voice was a palm, and the monk immediately fainted.

Grizzly bear turned the monk over, and

touched the back of his head and said, "Oh, I mistook you for Logger Vick."

Happy joke story (2)

1. Eat when you are sad, because the distance between the stomach and the heart is very close. When you are full, the warm stomach will occupy the position of the heart, so that your heart will not feel lonely.

2. I feel that my stomach is really the most wronged part of my body. Sometimes it takes too long, sometimes it is too full, sometimes it is too cold, and sometimes it is too messy. People who feel itchy are always pinched and teased, and those who feel cruel are constantly turning around to hone their abdominal muscles.

even if you grumble when you are sad, you should be covered immediately for fear that it will lose your face.

I really don't understand. What did the stomach do wrong? We should torture it like this.

3. Today, a buddy asked me, "Do you know what it's like to be powerless?"

I was stunned and asked, "What's the feeling?"

He said, "When you have something stuck between your teeth, your tongue knows where it is, but your hand can't pull it out.

4. Once upon a time, a young man arrived at a ferry and saw a boat preparing to board.

The ferryman stopped him and said that you have too many bags. If you want to go aboard, you must discard one bag. You have six bags: water, inorganic salt, protein, sugar, fat and vitamins.

the young man thought for a while, pushed the ferryman off the boat and rowed to the other side by himself. Happy joke story 3

1. The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution.

Student A: Make the lunch box blue

2. On the plane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why doesn't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will' flash'!"

3. A polar bear and a penguin were playing together. The penguin pulled off the hairs one by one. After pulling, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold! "When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said," It's really cold! "

4. American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

China people: No!

American: Then why is the Chinese word "cup" beside the wooden word?

China people: Isn't there a "no" next to the word "cup"? That is to say, it is not made of wood.

5. One day, when the national war was in full swing, the guild leader came to the front of the prairie to inspire morale ...

The guild leader asked: What was the situation?

the archer of the league member reported: report to the leader! There is an archer of Bezos by the tent 2 meters ahead, but his accuracy is very poor. He has shot many times these days, but he didn't hit anyone.

After listening, the colonel asked: Since the archer of the enemy was found, why not kill him?

The archer of the League member said: Report to the team leader! No, don't you want them to change to a more accurate one?

6. Soldiers: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place once, and I remember that there is a Meilin nearby. After a short walk, I may arrive at "Soldiers:" Oh … There are plums to eat … Oh …… "

Half an hour later-Coss:" Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? At last, there is water to drink.

Soldiers: "Don't go ... you must find plums ..."

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why didn't they say hello?

Because ...

Because they are all strangers! haha