A joke story that laughs off the fangs.

A selection of jokes and stories that laugh at the fangs.

If even the shopping guide in the clothing store, the young lady in the hairdressing shop and the aunt in the noodle shop won't call you handsome (beautiful), then things will be a bit serious. Is it funny? Today, let's take a look at the selected jokes that make us laugh!

A selection of jokes about laughing off the fangs (1) 1. There is a person who is short of money in five elements and thin in eight characters. It is destined to be single dog.

2. If someone says that you look particularly good from a certain angle, do you mean the remaining 359? It's all dead ends.

3. God promises to mankind that virtuous and obedient wives can be found in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth into a circle.

4. Be a man and keep the most basic dignity. At the critical moment, you can eat it if you sell it.

I am a person who hates wasting food, so no matter how bad the food is, I have to finish it by myself, because I don't want to see it.

6. It is said that the' melon is not sweet' with strong twist. I want to say that since I choose strong twist! I didn't do it for sweetness! ! ! I want to quench my thirst ! ! !

7. The editor asked me if I had any plans for the next book after running slower than others in my life.

I said it might come out? My whole life? Trilogy: I earn less than others in my life and eat more than others in my life.

8, too few public toilets, to develop a shit! Turn on the phone if you can't hold it, press? I have to shit? Immediately send demand to surrounding communities and office buildings, and residents will grab orders! You can choose toilet, squat pit and chamber pot, with different prices. After paying, you can evaluate whether there is paper, charger, wifi, cat sitting on your lap when you shit, and so on. Let every household become a public toilet, a new mode of o2o shit!

9. Sister, you took the boat, and brother, I killed the dog. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh The dog growled in pain.

Little sister, I am in the boat, brother, you are in Japan, puppy, your love, your love, I dare not look.

You're sweating all the way, and tears are streaming in your heart. I just hope my sister will bring me a big German shepherd, so you can enjoy yourself ~

A couple quarreled. After dinner, the husband went to the bedroom to rest. The wife went to the bedside and found a piece of paper on the small table next to her, which read:? Son of a bitch? Wake me up at seven in the morning. ? The father of the child. ?

The next morning, the husband woke up only to find that it was almost eight o'clock? I looked up and saw an extra piece of paper on the table, so I took it. It says:? Where's father? Get up, it's seven o'clock. ? Where's mother? .

2. Two women are communicating. A:? There is an unwritten rule in my family that couples should make up before going to bed anyway. ?

b:？ Good rules. Did you do it?

A:? I did it! I remember once, we didn't sleep for two or three days.

3. After the husband and wife quarrel, the husband scolds: You should remember that at any time, men are right in thinking and accurate in judgment, while women are just the opposite! ?

? Yes, it is absolutely right for you to choose me as your wife, but it is a big mistake for me to choose you as my husband! ?

On the platform of the station, a couple are complaining to each other. The husband looked at the second bus that had already left and said to his wife, it's all your fault. If you hadn't dawdled, we could have taken the train. ?

? It's all your fault? The wife replied? If you hadn't been urging us, we wouldn't have spent a lot of time waiting for the next train. ?

5. One night, a couple were quarreling. ......

Dave: OK, stop it. You will disturb your neighbors in the middle of the night.

Wife (argumentative): At five o'clock in the evening, it is obviously 2: 30 in the middle of the night. Why three o'clock?

After quarreling for a while, the husband felt that his wife was unreasonable and slapped her in the face!

The wife shouted: help, you killed someone in the middle of the night!

Husband: I'll tell you why you were beaten in the middle of the night.

A selection of fangs jokes (3) 1, Zhen Xuan style:

? I think it's great to sleep in this morning, and it's best to sleep until noon. I want to work overtime at night. Although I will go home at night, I won't owe my boss. ?

? Speak human words! ?

? I don't want to get up in the morning. ?

2. Jin Yong Edition:

You are lucky to show your abdomen and concentrate all your internal forces on your arms. You suddenly feel that your heavy body is slowly being propped up, and you can't help but say: We must hold it! ?

Your opponent? Sleepy? I began to exercise my resistance secretly, and my body became heavier and heavier like mercury.

If you push harder, turn your hands up and down, bow left and right, and your body will not sink.

However? Sleepy? Your skill is several times that of you, and your body can't help secretly complaining. Sweat from my forehead, and the bedding rolled up and down like waves in your tangled struggle?

Finally, you look pale, go back to sleep and turn on your cell phone: Boss, I feel a little sick today and want to take a day off! ?

3. Gulong Edition:

20 12 x month x day, morning.

Dark room, bed.

The heat wave is rolling outside the window and the sky is gloomy.

Who can stand being late for work?

You can!

You are crawling on a comfortable bed now.

The alarm clock rang three times, and no one knows whether it will ring for the fourth time.

You try to prop up your body, and you know it's all in vain. Besides, you didn't volunteer.

Your brain is heavy and your body is soft. One is called? Sleepy? Something seems to be strangling you. After two struggles, everything quieted down again. The dark room, bed, everything is back to its original state, the heat wave is rolling and the sky is gloomy.

In the quiet bedroom, only a slight snoring echoed?

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