Classification of humor

When it comes to the classification of humor, different scholars have different standards. Mr. Fang Cheng's World Humor Pieces are divided into "Foreign Part" and "China Part" (this is my favorite humor collection, but it is all in Chinese, which has quietly blindfolded foreigners); Mr. Zhang Fan's The Essence of English Humor is divided into male and female categories, alcoholic categories, children's categories, campus categories and professional categories. (Logically, it conforms to the golden section, but there is no Chinese translation, which reduces the readership of China. According to the English editor of a famous publishing house in Shanghai, he couldn't read a lot of pure English humor in his sophomore year, let alone ordinary readers. )

I don't know if I'm the first person to eat crabs, but I actually marked humor with seven colors-

1. white humor: a white paper painting, naive and childlike, like a transparent crystal, makes people fondle it.

A geographer doing a self-help tour asked a local little girl, "Little girl, where do the first two roads lead?"

The little girl said smoothly, "The one in the east leads to my home, but the one in the west doesn't seem to lead to my home."

2. Pink humor: infinite amorous feelings of men and women, an eternal topic that has never changed since ancient times, and wishful thinking above the moral bottom line.

The son asked his mother, "What is an angel?" Mother said, "People with wings can fly in the sky." "Dad said to the maid,' You are really my angel'. But she can't fly? " Mother said, "Shall I tell her to fly away today?"

2. Gray humor: ridicule your own shortcomings, mistakes, and even ignorance, turn decay into magic, and turn negative into positive; The specious nonsense of drunkards, fools and imbeciles. For example:

After the final trial, a big corrupt official who won the case gratefully said to his lawyer, "Your defense level is so high that even I feel innocent."

4. Black humor: the morbid humor of a sad life, the fruit sprouting on the unfortunate tree, vaguely like a little bit accidentally produced under the paint shed.

Most of them are morbid humor produced by stupid husbands, stupid aunts and mental patients. The beauty is that they hit the nail on the head, criticize the current shortcomings and cure the poison by scraping the bones. For example:

One year after graduating from college, classmates got together and chose the zoo. Someone asked, "doesn't it stink here?" Why did you choose here? " The organizer said with a wry smile, "Only here can we feel the existence of individuals."

5. Red humor: Marx frankly likes red, and red humor is mostly independent of celebrity humor, showing the great wisdom and courage of leaders, reformers and patriots. For example:

Mao Zedong tried to move the sofa out of the study, but the guards were busy for a long time and failed. Feng, the chief guard, said, "The door is too small to get out. Just stay inside. " Mao Zedong said: "I can't figure out one thing, whether to build a house first and then put the sofa, or put the sofa first and then build a house?"

6. Yellow humor: the condiments in the teahouse of the wine bureau, the big family in the humor kingdom, completely ignore their ostrich policy. Choose a few carefully here,

For your reference, for the sake of safety, we have carefully set up the keyword mosaic, gently rubbing the yellow, and dare not cross the line. For example:

Albert takes photos of his driver's license and looks at photos of digital cameras. Albert said the Adam's apple was too big, and the female owner of the photo studio said, "It's a man with it." Albert said, "Is it because men can't look up?"

7. Green Humor: Humor is an emotional massage with no toxic side effects. People who are difficult to classify enter this door, regardless of the department, which belongs to humor and shows the wit and eloquence.