Are there any jokes about Yao Ming?

When Yao Ming first arrived in the nba, his teammates asked him why he always shot without dunking. Yao Ming replied that it was impolite to dunk in cba.

Yao Ming's English is getting better and better. A reporter didn't understand the current situation and asked, "Do you (Yao Ming) think English is more fluent than Chinese now?" Yao Ming immediately said to Colin, the interpreter beside him, "I can only answer your question in English now. Colin, help me translate. "

In the first season of NBA, when asked about the difference between playing in China and playing in the United States, Yao Ming even said that "the United States needs translators, but China doesn't".

Referring to the life of an NBA rookie, Yao Ming joked, "It's just like learning to drive. Just sitting in the car and watching others drive will never learn. Only when you feel the throttle yourself can you know which foot is oily. "

After gaining a foothold in the NBA, injuries followed. When asked "How many points do you give yourself after the injury", Yao Ming said with a smile: "You should ask the coach. It's like asking a pupil to grade your homework ... "

After the meeting, the host explained to the reporter that Yao Ming might not know much about the traffic situation in Beijing, so he was late because of the traffic jam all the way. Please forgive me, Yao Ming quickly took over: "I went to the bathroom first, so I can see how long I have been sitting in the car!" "

The stubble on Yao Ming's chin also caused some discussion. Someone asked him if he wanted to "grow a beard" for the Rockets to hit the playoffs again. Yao Ming's answer is simple: "I forgot to shave."

At another awards party, Sun Zhengping asked Yao Ming, "Wherever you go, the fans are chasing you. Some people say you are uncle McDonald's. What do you think of this? Yao Ming said, "I'm thinking of opening a fast food restaurant. "

A CCTV reporter asked Yao Ming, "We ask questions in English and you answer them in English, aiming at overseas audiences." "impossible." "Then we will ask in Chinese, and you can answer in English." "Simply say a few words, you can make subtitles." The words once again aroused the laughter of the audience.

9 Some fans asked Yao Ming, "Have you ever thrown a three-pointer in the NBA?" "Statistics 4 shots 1, and there are two shots that can't be thrown out of the backcourt. It's time, there is no way to throw it from the backcourt. " "How many did you take the initiative to vote?" "Two, one. Shooting percentage is 50%, NBA ranking 1. " His answer once again aroused the cheers of fans.

My name is Yao Ming. Everyone calls me that. But in America, the correct statement should be, because Yao is my family name. My father's surname is Yao, but my mother's surname is not Yao. Usually, after two people get married in America, the wife has to change her husband's surname. China was like this many years ago, but it won't be like this now. Because the government has said that men and women are equal. My mother's name is Fang Fengdi.