Funny joke: I believe in Buddhism. What's wrong with hanging a bag of Tieguanyin on my chest?

I believe in Buddha. What happened to a bag of Tieguanyin hanging on my chest?

2

When someone goes to a place for the first time, he is told, "People there are used to talking big and empty, and they can only believe half of what they say."

this person remembers.

When he came to a certain place, he met a local and asked your surname first. The local replied, "The surname is Lu."

when this man heard this, he thought, it turned out to be surname three.

When asked how many rooms to stay in, the local people said, "Five rooms." The man thought, that's two and a half rooms.

The man asked again, "How many wives and concubines are there in the family?"

The local people replied, "Only my wife."

The man couldn't help laughing and said, "There are people who really marry their wives."

3

I'm a delivery guy, and I don't play games. Actually, my idea is very simple. It takes dozens of minutes for you to play a game, but I can give away several orders in dozens of minutes and earn dozens of dollars.

Although I hate the games you play, I like you who play games in Internet cafes. You have no sense of time, so I won't be scolded for it later!

4

Money leaves people, but a piece of waste paper; People leave money, a loser!

5

When I feel alive, I live a journey to the West: I have the pressure of Wukong, the figure of Bajie, the baldness of Friar Sand, and the nagging and affectation of Tang Priest.