Ask for a new joke with wrong lyrics.

Many songs, because of the singer or the song itself, can't hear the lyrics clearly at all; Many times, we have misheard the original good lyrics. When I was a child, I heard Xin Tianyou say, "I bow to the ravine ..." I always thought it was "my head is a ravine ..." ● "Once in a thousand years, wait a little longer ..." Someone heard: "Ghost of a thousand years, ghost of a girl ... "● The ending song of the super variety show:" Goodbye, goodbye, see you on the color screen. Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title says, "Ah, the show has started!" " After listening for a long time, I always thought what he said was "Ah, wild boar shit!" "Jigong" sings: "Where there is injustice, there is no me." That's right! Where the ground is uneven, there will of course be a "nest"!

● I didn't understand the phrase "always keep your eyes open" in Descendants of the Dragon at first, but I always heard "forever and forever two years away" and always wondered: Why must it be two years away?

How many good sisters do you have in Mai's "How many good sisters do you have?". How do I listen to it? It's all "Why does every girl have to marry a human"! My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to "the sun in the border area is red" as "the sun in the transformer is red"! He didn't know what the "border area" was at that time, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer on a highland in the west of their village. At night, I happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been thinking: Why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west? ● In Andy Lau's China People, "How many dreams have been hidden in five thousand years" sounds like "How many dreams have been hidden in Jacklyn Wu". Strange, maybe they have a ... ● "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you". ● I heard: "The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you." When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song "A Smart Rest" (Japanese) with TV. After listening to it by mistake, I sang it as "Geji, Geji, Geji, Geji, Aunt Wash Your Mouth ..." ● "Learn from Lei Feng, set a good example ... gain a foothold with bean flavor (high morale) ... "● Why should we stand firm? Because beans are patriotic, I have always understood it this way. ● "... Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone's face is smiling. ● The last two sentences I heard when I was a child were "The sunshine in Henan shines on us, and Americans are smiling." When I was a child, I heard someone sing, "We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's stories about the past ..." I felt terrible. I didn't know the lyrics were: "... beside the grain pile ..." ● After listening to Jordan chan's new album "Hug for Hug", the style was different and I was deeply touched. Listening all the way down, I suddenly heard Jordan chan sing "Little Beast" frequently. Be careful again. Yes, the whole sentence seems to be "let the world call it a little beast" Isn't it a yuppie? Is there a problem? Just look at the lyrics and you will know: "I can make the whole world laugh!" " "-alas! ● There is a song that I still think is "A Group of March 8th Dances". Do you know which one? You have heard Jacky Cheung sing "The ending is not the result I want"-"The ending is not the result I want" ... The person waiting at the window is not me ... My friends and I have heard it many times and think that "the person waiting in the toilet is not me" ... "I don't understand.