Sketches of demanding customers

Debtor: numbered as A, B and C, and the location depends on the manager's office. [Manager Lai is answering the phone. Manager Lai: What business did you talk about? Great! How much 300,000 is the other party willing to invest? You have made a great contribution to the factory! The sooner the better, so as not to fall asleep. (hangs up) Ah! Another 300 thousand. [Debt collector A, this is a gentle and bookish person. Debt collector A: Excuse me, are you General Manager Lai? Manager Lai: Yes, what can I do for you? Manager a: oh! Please sit down quickly, Gui Zhao. Manager Lai: Lao Zhao. Debt collector a: manager lai, your factory has owed our factory 200 thousand yuan for two years Our factory director said, are you sure? Manager Lai: It's only natural to pay back debts! Debt collector a: yes. Manager Lai, calm down. Manager Lai: That's outrageous. I can't stand it! Debt collector A: Manager Lai, don't get too excited? Manager Lai: This is not a small amount, not1200,200,000! And not a month, two months, more than two years, more than two years! Debt collector A: Manager Lai, don't be angry? Manager Lai: Why don't I get angry with this behavior? Do you think this money should be returned? Debt collector a: I should pay it back. (Narrator) Does he owe me money or do I owe me money? Manager lai:? I mean, the money should be returned in full immediately. Debt collector a: great! Pay back the money Debt collector A: Our factory is really difficult now, but the salary this month is only reasonable: you can still pay 60%. Do you know that our factory has not paid employees for three months? Yo, look at me, I haven't poured you water for a long time. (Pour water) Yes, just drink some boiled water. You smoke. (I can't find it for a long time, smiling at debt collector A) Debt collector A: Take mine (takes out a cigarette) Manager Lai: Sorry. (taking the cigarette) I'm not afraid of your jokes. I'm broke now. Is the factory near my home? (Actually crying) Debt collector A: Don't cry, what's wrong at home? Manager lai:? No money, my wife ran away with someone else? My son can't go to school, so he has to? Picking up rubbish in the street is even sadder. Don't be too distressed by debt collectors. Manager lai, I'm sorry for the employees in our factory, and I'm even more sorry for your factory? Debt collector a: no, no, don't do that. But don't worry, as long as I am alive, I will definitely owe you your money. Manager lai, don't think there, don't. [Manager Lai continues to cry. Debt collector a: let's discuss it. I'd better get you some loans and give you a hand. Manager Lai: That's great. I'm leaving. (walks to the door and comes back) Oh, I only have this fifty yuan with me. Please accept it. Manager Lai: No, no, that won't do! Debt collector a: don't let the children pick up junk, they should go to school By the way, this pack of cigarettes has just been opened. Please keep it. (2) Manager Lai: Haha! What a fool! It's ridiculous to send such a nerd to collect debts. I didn't give a penny, but I also saved 50, plus a pack of cigarettes. [The phone rings. Manager Lai: (answering the phone) Hello, who are you looking for? Manager Lai, he's not here. What? Our factory owes you 80,000 yuan, which will be paid back when Manager Lai comes back. ? Don't worry, we have money, and our funds are very abundant, but the people below us have no right to deal with it. ? What's the matter, General Lai is on a business trip? It takes about a month. Goodbye. (puts down the phone) Don't even charge a penny for coming to the door. Hang up the phone and want to collect debts. No (The chair is facing away from the audience) [The debt collector answers. A pair of suits and ties, leather vest, fingerless gloves, half-height leather boots, a wide belt around the waist, various decorations hanging on the belt, long hair headband, sunglasses and makeup as a debt collector B. Debt collector B: (gruffly) Hey! Is your surname Huang? Manager Lai: Yes, and you are? Debt collector B: I'm from Qianjin Electric Appliance Factory. I'm here to settle a new account with you today! Manager Lai: Me? Me? Debt collector B: Say, are you going to pay back this money? Manager lai: I will definitely pay back the money, but? (starts crying again) Is our factory really? Debt collector b: still pretending! Cut the crap and pay back the money! Manager Lai: (sneers) Hum, I want money, but I don't have it. Damn, there's one. Debt collector B: OK, if you don't give money today, (pulls out a dagger from your waist and puts it on the table) I'll kill you! Manager Lai: (first stunned, then smiled) Haha? Debt collector B: What are you laughing at? Manager Lai: I want to thank you! To tell the truth, I'm in debt. I've long wanted to die, and I won't worry if I die. But I'm too old to make up my mind. Great, you've helped me a lot. Come on! Do it. Debt collector b: this? Manager Lai: Come on! Simple. Debt collector B: Me? Manager Lai: Why? I don't know where to tie it. Let me tell you something. (Lift up clothes) Here is the heart and here is the liver, both of which are vital parts and fatal. If you stick it somewhere else, you won't die. Let's go Debt collector B: You? Manager Lai: Come on! How come? Are you afraid it's wrong? Ok, I'll draw a circle for you. (Draw a circle on your body with a colored pen) Come on, it's like shooting a target. Can be tied on time. Take courage, don't tremble, why are you sweating? Please hurry, (close your eyes) [Debt collector B hurriedly draws his sword and leaves. Manager lai: haha, boss Huang is still young to deal with me. This is called water has means to cover up, soldiers will block it, the road is one foot high, and the magic is ten feet high. (takes out a can of Jianlibao and opens it to drink) [The phone rings. Manager Lai: (answering the phone) Hello? Looking for who? Am I? What? I owe you 20 thousand yuan. It's easy to say which one of us is 3 and which one. ? What? You're going to court to sue me. Great! I'm afraid I can't get rid of it. Give me three or two years, and I can pay off my debts. ? Yes, go ahead and sue. The sooner the better. Goodbye. (hangs up) Hum, I'm not afraid of knives. I'm afraid you'll sue me. I haven't seen anything. [Turning back to the audience] [Debt collector C, this is an old man, stumbling, with an oxygen bag around his neck and an infusion bottle in one hand. Manager Lai: Hello, who are you looking for? Debt collector C: Come on, give me a hand. Manager Lai: (rushing up to pull) Who are you? Debt collector c: Is there a bed? Help me lie down. No bed? Let's just sit in the armchair for a while. Manager Lai: Who are you? Debt collector C: Here, hold it high. Manager Lai: (Helpless, holding up the infusion bottle) I ask you, who are you? What are you doing here? Debt collector C: Don't worry, let me catch my breath first. Is there any water? Give me a drink. Oh, here comes Jianlibao. Drink this. (Drink) Much better now. Hold it higher. Manager Lai: Now you can tell me. Who are you? What are you doing here? Debt collector C: Oh, I'm from Qianjin Electric Appliance Factory, and I'm here to ask for the 200,000 yuan. Manager Lai: Hey! I haven't spoken for a long time? Good for you! Didn't I tell the people in your factory? I'm sure it will be returned in a few days. Debt collector C: Don't worry, it doesn't matter. By the way, there is something at the door. Help me bring it in. Manager Lai handed the infusion bottle to the debt collector C, then took a net bag and drank a blanket. Manager Lai, what are these things? Debt collector C: The net bag contains the medicine I want to take every day, not much, two courses of treatment, fourteen days. Well, this blanket, I think you must have air conditioning here. I'm afraid it will be cold when I fall asleep at night. Manager Lai: Oh! Will you stay here? Debt collector C: I think the conditions here are not much different from those in hospitals. Let's make do with it. Manager Lai: That won't do. You can't live here. Here? I want to work? Debt collector c: nothing. You can handle your affairs, and it won't get in my way. You'd better keep this (I can't help handing the infusion bottle to Manager Lai) Higher, right. Manager Lai: I said, Grandpa, you always go back first. Tomorrow, I will definitely send the money to your factory. Debt collector C: What's the hurry? What's your hurry? It's good here. It's good. (Suddenly gasping) Manager Lai: You? What's the matter with you? Debt collector c:? Oxygen? (pointing to the oxygen bag on his chest) Give it to me? Plug in oxygen. Manager Lai: Alas. (hurriedly giving oxygen to C) Debt collector C: (gradually regaining breathing) Nothing, cor pulmonale, not often committed, up to five or six times a day. You can usually make it, but you may not make it once. Manager Lai: Ah! ? Debt collector c: by the way, I have one more thing to ask. Is there a vacant room outside this room? Manager Lai: Why? Debt collector C: Oh, the thing is, we are a debt collection team. I'm here to act as an advance party. There are three old men and two old ladies coming soon. Manager Lai: They? Both? Are they all like you? 4 debt collector c: no! My figure is the best, otherwise how can I be an advance team? Manager Lai: Huh? ! ? Okay？ All right. I'll pay, I'll pay. Debt collector c: don't worry. Manager Lai: Don't worry, I'm in a hurry. (scribbling a check hastily) Debt collector C: Don't forget, the contract stipulates that one month's arrears will compensate one percent of the loss. You owe two years and one month, 22 is four, 25 is ten, and one * * should be 250 thousand. Manager Lai: You! Debt collector c: that's all right. If you don't have enough money, you can pay later Don't worry. Manager lai:? I'll give it! (writing a check) Here you are! Debt collector C: What about our comrade Lao Zhao's fifty dollars? Manager Lai: (paying) Here, all, all. Now you can go, right? Debt collector c: don't worry. Is manager lai in no hurry? Debt collector C: (Take off your beard in front of Manager Lai to restore the image of debt collector A) Manager Lai, do you know me? Manager Lai: Huh? What about you? [End of the play]

Second, explain the sketch script.

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Third, want to occupy the sketch script?

Manager lai: manager of chemical plant. 1 Debt collector: Dress up as A, B and C, depending on the manager's office. [Manager Lai is answering the phone. Manager Lai: What? ? The business is done, great! How much is the other party willing to invest? ? 300 thousand? ? You have made a great contribution to the factory! ? Sign the contract and remit the account at once, as soon as possible, so as not to fall asleep. (hangs up) Ah! Another 300 thousand. [Debt collector A, this is a gentle and bookish person. Debt collector A: Excuse me, are you General Manager Lai? Manager Lai: Yes, what can I do for you? Debt collector A: I'm from Qianjin Electric Appliance Factory? Manager Lai: Oh! Please sit down. What's your name? Debt collector A: Your surname is Zhao. Manager Lai: Lao Zhao. Debt collector a: manager lai, your factory has owed our factory 200 thousand yuan for two years Our factory director said, are you sure? Manager Lai: This is too much! It's really irritating Paying back debts is a matter of course! Debt collector a: yes. Manager Lai, calm down. Manager Lai: That's outrageous. I can't stand it! Debt collector A: Manager Lai, don't get too excited? Manager Lai: This is not a small amount, not1200,200,000! And not a month, two months, more than two years, more than two years! Debt collector A: Manager Lai, don't be angry? Manager Lai: Why don't I get angry with this behavior? Do you think this money should be returned? Debt collector a: I should pay it back. (Narrator) Does he owe me money or do I owe me money? Manager lai:? I mean, the money should be returned in full immediately. Debt collector a: great! Manager Lai: But I have no money to pay it back. Debt collector A: Our factory is really in trouble now, but only 60% of the salary was paid this month. Manager Lai: You can still pay 60%. Do you know that our factory has not paid employees for three months? Yo, look at me, I haven't poured you water for a long time. Sorry, I have no money to buy tea. You just need some boiled water. You smoke. (I can't find it for a long time, smiling at debt collector A) Debt collector A: Take mine (takes out a cigarette) Manager Lai: Sorry. (taking the cigarette) I'm not afraid of your jokes. I'm broke now. This factory is on the verge of bankruptcy. How's the family? Home? (Actually crying) Debt collector A: Don't cry, what's wrong at home? Manager lai:? No money, my wife ran away with someone else? My son can't go to school, so he has to? I have to pick up rubbish in the street. He is only nine years old! (crying more sadly) Debt collector A: Poor thing. Manager Lai, don't feel too bad. Manager Lai: (crying) I'm sorry for my son, sorry for the workers in our factory, sorry for your factory? Debt collector A: No, no, you can't say that. Manager Lai: (crying) But don't worry, as long as I am alive, I will definitely pay you back. What if I die? Debt collector a: no? Manager lai, don't think there, don't. [Manager Lai continues to cry. Debt collector A: Manager Lai, I'll go back to discuss the money with the factory director. I'd better get you some loans and give you a hand. Manager Lai: Thank you very much. Debt collector a: ok, I'm leaving. (walks to the door and comes back) Oh, I only have this fifty yuan with me. Please accept it. Manager Lai: No, no, that won't do! Debt collector a: don't let the children pick up junk, they should go to school By the way, this pack of cigarettes has just been opened. Please keep it. (2) Manager Lai: Haha! What a fool! It's ridiculous to send such a nerd to collect debts. I didn't give a penny, but I also saved 50, plus a pack of cigarettes. [The phone rings. Manager Lai: (answering the phone) Hello, who are you looking for? ? Where are you? ? Huh? Manager Lai, he's not here. What? Our factory owes you 80,000 yuan, which will be paid back when Manager Lai comes back. ? Don't worry, we have money, and our funds are very abundant, but the people below us have no right to deal with it. ? What? ? Manager Lai has gone on a business trip. It takes about a month. Goodbye. (puts down the phone) Don't even charge a penny for coming to the door. Hang up the phone and want to collect debts. No (The chair is facing away from the audience) [The debt collector answers. A pair of suits and ties, leather vest, fingerless gloves, half-height leather boots, a wide belt around the waist, various decorations hanging on the belt, long hair headband, sunglasses and makeup as a debt collector B. Debt collector B: (gruffly) Hey! Is your surname Huang? Manager Lai: Yes, and you are? Debt collector B: I'm from Qianjin Electric Appliance Factory. I'm here to settle a new account with you today! Manager Lai: Me? Me? Debt collector B: Say, are you going to pay back this money? Manager lai: I will definitely pay back the money, but? (starts crying again) Is our factory really? Debt collector b: still pretending! Cut the crap and pay back the money! Manager Lai: (sneers) Hum, I want money, but I don't have it. Damn, there's one. Debt collector B: OK, if you don't give money today, (pulls out a dagger from your waist and puts it on the table) I'll kill you! Manager Lai: (first stunned, then smiled) Haha? Debt collector B: What are you laughing at? Manager Lai: I want to thank you! To tell the truth, I'm in debt. I've long wanted to die, and I won't worry if I die. But I'm too old to make up my mind. Great, you've helped me a lot. Come on! Do it. Debt collector b: this? Manager Lai: Come on! Simple. Debt collector B: Me? Manager Lai: Why? I don't know where to tie it. Let me tell you something. (Lift up clothes) Here is the heart and here is the liver, both of which are vital parts and fatal. If you stick it somewhere else, you won't die. Let's go Debt collector B: You? Manager Lai: Come on! How come? Are you afraid it's wrong? Ok, I'll draw a circle for you. (Draw a circle on your body with a colored pen) Come on, it's like shooting a target. Can be tied on time. Take courage, don't tremble, why are you sweating? Please hurry, (close your eyes) [Debt collector B hurriedly draws his sword and leaves. Manager lai: haha, boss Huang is still young to deal with me. This is called water has means to cover up, soldiers will block it, the road is one foot high, and the magic is ten feet high. (takes out a can of Jianlibao and opens it to drink) [The phone rings. Manager Lai: (answering the phone) Hello? Looking for who? Am I? What? I owe you 20 thousand yuan. It's easy to say which one of us is 3 and which one. ? What? You're going to court to sue me. Great! I'm afraid I can't get rid of it. Give me three or two years, and I can pay off my debts. ? Yes, go ahead and sue. The sooner the better. Goodbye. (hangs up) Hum, I'm not afraid of knives. I'm afraid you'll sue me. I haven't seen anything. [Turning back to the audience] [Debt collector C, this is an old man, stumbling, with an oxygen bag around his neck and an infusion bottle in one hand. Manager Lai: Hello, who are you looking for? Debt collector C: Come on, give me a hand. Manager Lai: (rushing up to pull) Who are you? Debt collector c: Is there a bed? Help me lie down. No bed? Let's just sit in the armchair for a while. Manager Lai: Who are you? Debt collector C: Here, hold it high. Manager Lai: (Helpless, holding up the infusion bottle) I ask you, who are you? What are you doing here? Debt collector C: Don't worry, let me catch my breath first. Is there any water? Give me a drink. Oh, here comes Jianlibao. Drink this. (Drink) Much better now. Hold it higher. Manager Lai: Now you can tell me. Who are you? What are you doing here? Debt collector C: Oh, I'm from Qianjin Electric Appliance Factory, and I'm here to ask for the 200,000 yuan. Manager Lai: Hey! I haven't spoken for a long time? Good for you! Didn't I tell the people in your factory? I'm sure it will be returned in a few days. Debt collector C: Don't worry, it doesn't matter. By the way, there is something at the door. Help me bring it in. Manager Lai handed the infusion bottle to the debt collector C, then took a net bag and drank a blanket. Manager Lai, what are these things? Debt collector C: The net bag contains the medicine I want to take every day, not much, two courses of treatment, fourteen days. Well, this blanket, I think you must have air conditioning here. I'm afraid it will be cold when I fall asleep at night. Manager Lai: Oh! Will you stay here? Debt collector C: I think the conditions here are not much different from those in hospitals. Let's make do with it. Manager Lai: That won't do. You can't live here. Here? I want to work? Debt collector c: nothing. You can handle your affairs, and it won't get in my way. You'd better keep this (I can't help handing the infusion bottle to Manager Lai) Higher, right. Manager Lai: I said, Grandpa, you always go back first. Tomorrow, I will definitely send the money to your factory. Debt collector C: What's the hurry? What's your hurry? It's good here. It's good. (Suddenly gasping) Manager Lai: You? What's the matter with you? Debt collector c:? Oxygen? (pointing to the oxygen bag on his chest) Give it to me? Plug in oxygen. Manager Lai: Alas. (hurriedly giving oxygen to C) Debt collector C: (gradually regaining breathing) Nothing, cor pulmonale, not often committed, up to five or six times a day. You can usually make it, but you may not make it once. Manager Lai: Ah! ? Debt collector c: by the way, I have one more thing to ask. Is there a vacant room outside this room? Manager Lai: Why? Debt collector C: Oh, the thing is, we are a debt collection team. I'm here to act as an advance party. There are three old men and two old ladies coming soon. Manager Lai: They? Both? Are they all like you? 4 debt collector c: no! My figure is the best, otherwise how can I be an advance team? Manager Lai: Huh? ! ? Okay？ All right. I'll pay, I'll pay. Debt collector c: don't worry. Manager Lai: Don't worry, I'm in a hurry. (scribbling a check hastily) Debt collector C: Don't forget, the contract stipulates that one month's arrears will compensate one percent of the loss. You owe two years and one month, 22 is four, 25 is ten, and one * * should be 250 thousand. Manager Lai: You! Debt collector c: that's all right. If you don't have enough money, you can pay later Don't worry. Manager lai:? I'll give it! (writing a check) Here you are! Debt collector C: What about our comrade Lao Zhao's fifty dollars? Manager Lai: (paying) Here, all, all. Now you can go, right? Debt collector c: don't worry. Is manager lai in no hurry? Debt collector C: (Take off your beard in front of Manager Lai to restore the image of debt collector A) Manager Lai, do you know me? Manager Lai: Huh? What about you? [End of the play]

Fourth, the sketch "Debt Collection" script

What do you mean you don't understand?