Go out and play relaxing copywriting.

Go out and play relaxing copywriting (selected 54 sentences). Forget all the knowledge you learned in school, and the rest is quality. 2. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid. 3. Get up in the morning and toss a coin, surf the Internet on the front, go shopping on the back, and stand up and do your homework. Later, I thought it was too dangerous to be lucky, so I just went online in the morning and went shopping in the afternoon. 4. Seeing a local tyrant friend licking the lid while drinking yogurt, I said, "Big Brother, you are so rich, but you still lick the lid when drinking yogurt?" He replied to me lightly, "Well, the food on the lid is delicious." Then throw away the yogurt that has licked the lid. I have 5 yuan. Does anyone want to borrow it? You can waive all the IOUs, as long as you pay a deposit of 1 yuan. 6. The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left in your teeth at noon and enjoy them slowly in the afternoon. 7. Sit on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and stay up the day after tomorrow. Exercise is sometimes as simple as that. 8. Teacher: "You don't study hard when you grow up like this. Do you want to be a person with nothing but a face?" "Teacher, I'm not that good-looking." When the teacher came up, he slapped him: "You learned to lie!" 9. My newly bought fake mobile phone is slow, so it crashes very quickly. 1. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days, and it is suitable for going out for a walk in sunny days. After a long time, there is not a day suitable for going to work! 11. Don't ask me if I ate Yuanxiao during the Lantern Festival. Did you eat a Christmas tree at Christmas? 12. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the West. The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle and Tang Priest's travel are getting closer and closer to the West. 13. I'm not the cute one who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. I have to think about it for five dollars now. 14. I went to the store to buy water and gave the cashier 1 yuan to get me a bottle of green tea. The cashier found me seven dollars and gave me a bottle cap, saying, "There is no green tea. You can take this and get another bottle cap and go to the opposite store for another bottle." 15. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep. 16. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of concubines who can't have a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people look at your jokes. 17. whoever is not good to me, I will write who has the phone on the wall and write at the back: marriage, unlimited conditions, both men and women. 18. The tortoise was injured and asked the snail to buy medicine. After two hours, the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry and scolded, "If I don't come back, I'll die!" At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: "Say again that I won't go!" 19. If you are reading this passage, it means that you are in love with me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it? 2. While eating, a female colleague said with anxiety, "I may become popular." Everyone was curious and asked, "What's the matter?" "I just found that I lost a USB flash drive, 64 G's ..." 21. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It is so principled that you can't hate a man with vision. 22. We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are special ordinary people. 23. Since I was a child, my mother told me that I can't make some irresponsible friends. I think I have done it all and I have done it very well. Because all my friends are idiots. 24. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing was that people didn't wake up and found the toilet. When one or two people say I am fat, I don't think so, but when more and more people say I am fat, I know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars. 26. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money ahead of time, and I am clean and upright. 27. The current state of most people is: they can't learn, they can't have fun, they can't sleep steadily, they are all wrong, and they eat too much. 28. People who can't write well are because the speed of their hands can't keep up with the thinking of their brains. To put it bluntly, the uglier they write, the smarter they are. 29. In this world, people who look at me can become my friends, people who accompany me can become my girlfriends, and people who are older than me can become friends of life and death. 3. You can never wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can. I don't care who likes me, I just want to know who I really like! 32. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime. 33. May you be happy for a while and lonely forever. 34. Since doing nothing is born to die, why not struggle all your life? 35. What most men love most in their lives is to spend money to share the same woman with other men, commonly known as whoring; What I hate most is that other men share the same woman with themselves without spending money, commonly known as cuckolding. 36. When someone is distressed, tears are tears, otherwise they are just salty body fluids; Being cared for, coquetry is coquetry, otherwise it is death. 37. There are only two things he can't do, this and that. 38. I have a comedy face and a tragic heart. 39. Don't look with your eyes, don't listen with your ears, but feel with your heart the person who loves you in front of you. 4. Our friendship is like a stillborn child, who will never get a chance to be born. 41. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find I worry too much. 42. You must have eaten the dazzling gum, otherwise, how could you keep running in my mind and never stop? 43. Hey, please move, how can others get in if you are blocked in my heart? 44. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box. TAT.45. Either live well or hurry. 46. If you want a Jianghu, I'll give you one. You want the world, I'll give you one. As for me, I just want a son. Will you give it or not? 47. Do everything except good things; Everything but the face. 48. Hey, this classmate, I think you look like my next girlfriend. 49. It's all my fault that I used to dig my heart out and make myself heartless now. 5. Play all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous! 51. Only those who have hidden cheat sheets in the exam can truly understand: the heartbeat is nothing more than when I look up at you, but you are already staring at me. 52. We can only survive in loss. 53. Either change everything or be changed by everything. 54. There is no absolute good or evil in the world. The only difference lies in the strong and the weak who can't distinguish the facts.