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Classmate Xiao Daren writes an essay
1. A 600-word essay by the little writing expert in our class
He brings us countless laughter; he always changes his tricks and comes up with some weird little things. Stuff; he is smart and capable, but naughty and mischievous. He is a student that teachers can't love but cannot love. He is the funny master of our class - Niu Shuodian!
Look, Niu Shuodian came to school wearing black and white clothes. His classmates called him "Zebra Prince", but he clasped his hands and said, "Niu would like to thank all the big brothers and sisters... ...I have already thought of a name, just call it - Prince in Prison Clothes!" As he said that, he picked up two rulers, sandwiched his face between them, and shouted with a cry: "Mom, I will do it in another day! I’m out of prison! After I’m out of prison, I will definitely change my ways and be a new person!” “Hahaha…” The classmates all laughed.
In the morning reading class, the Chinese teacher was not paying attention. He shook his head and adapted "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall": "The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, his saliva flowed down three thousand feet, and he touched his pocket and there was no money." "Boom--" A burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the classroom There was a sound, and the surprised Chinese teacher raised his head and glanced, but at this time he was reading the text seriously!
Niu Shuodian is cheerful every day, and nothing seems to make him unhappy. Once in a math class, the teacher saw that the whole class couldn't even answer a simple question. He was very angry and said casually: "Are all your heads made of wood?" Niu Shuodian suddenly stood up and said: "Report to the teacher , Our heads are not made of wood, we are not Pinocchio." This caused the whole room to burst into laughter, and even the usually stern teacher couldn't help but laugh.
Despite Niu Shuodian's usually glib tone, he is quite considerate. Once, a female classmate failed in an exam and cried profusely on the table. Everyone tried to persuade her, but with little success. When Niu Shuodian saw this, she tried her best, sweatdropping from the tossing, and finally made her burst into laughter. Niu Shuodian breathed a long sigh of relief, and complained while wiping sweat with his sleeves: "It's so dangerous, you finally laughed, I almost cried - Niu has been an artist for decades, and has never failed in his travels throughout his life. Today, I almost fell into the hands of a little girl like you!"
If Niu Shuodian did not come to school one day, our class would be extremely quiet. Gradually, everyone discovered that he had become My class's "Taitaile Chicken Essence" - with him, we live a delicious life every day! 2. Write a 500-word essay "I am a little master of composition"
If you want to ask me who is the little master of reading in our class, then just listen to me!
She has a pair of pretty eyes, a petite cherry mouth, and she walks gracefully. The most powerful thing is that she can't get back her energy when it comes to reading. Who is this? She is Shu Chengran from our class.
Xiao Shu is so serious about reading! Every time she reads, all her energy is immersed in the ocean of books. No matter what noisy environment she is in, she can always read eagerly, and nothing around her can affect her.
Usually after class, we play outside and she sits in the classroom and reads. We called her, but she ignored us; we teased her, but she wasn't happy either. He keeps his eyes on the book, he is really a little "bookworm".
Xiao Shu not only loves reading, but also has a method for reading! Once, I opened one of her books, "The Wind in the Willows." Wow! The dense handwriting almost covers the entire book. I read it and found out that it was Xiao Shu’s notes and comments about the book. She read the whole book thoroughly. It’s such a good habit to read. I silently made up my mind to learn from her.
After listening to my introduction, do you also think that the title "Little Reading Master" belongs to her? 3. How to write a good essay about the little master in my class
He brings us countless laughter; he always changes his tricks and comes up with some weird gadgets; he is smart Competent, yet naughty, he is a student that teachers love but cannot love.
He is the funny master of our class - Niu Shuodian!
Look, Niu Shuodian came to school wearing black and white clothes. His classmates called him "Zebra Prince", but he clasped his hands and said, "Niu would like to thank all the big brothers and sisters... ...I have already thought of a name, just call it - Prince in Prison Clothes!" As he said that, he picked up two rulers, sandwiched his face between them, and shouted with a cry: "Mom, I will do it in another day! I’m out of prison! After I’m out of prison, I will definitely change my ways and be a new person!” “Hahaha…” The classmates all laughed.
In the morning reading class, the Chinese teacher was not paying attention. He shook his head and adapted "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall": "The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, his saliva flowed down three thousand feet, and he touched his pocket and there was no money." "Boom--" A burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the classroom There was a sound, and the surprised Chinese teacher raised his head and glanced, but at this time he was reading the text seriously!
Niu Shuodian is cheerful every day, and nothing seems to make him unhappy. Once in a math class, the teacher saw that the whole class couldn't even answer a simple question. He was very angry and said casually: "Are all your heads made of wood?" Niu Shuodian suddenly stood up and said: "Report to the teacher , Our heads are not made of wood, we are not Pinocchio." This caused the whole room to burst into laughter, and even the usually stern teacher couldn't help but laugh.
Despite Niu Shuodian's usually glib tone, he is quite considerate. Once, a female classmate failed in an exam and cried profusely on the table. Everyone tried to persuade her, but with little success. When Niu Shuodian saw this, she tried her best, sweatdropping from the tossing, and finally made her burst into laughter. Niu Shuodian breathed a long sigh of relief, and complained while wiping sweat with his sleeves: "It's so dangerous, you finally laughed, I almost cried - Niu has been an artist for decades, and has never failed in his travels throughout his life. Today, I almost fell into the hands of a little girl like you!"
If Niu Shuodian did not come to school one day, our class would be extremely quiet. Gradually, everyone discovered that he had become the "Tai Le Chicken Essence" of my class. ”——With him, we can live happily every day! 4. An essay about the little master
A short and exquisite body, a head of colorful hair that is tied up every day, a few small hair accessories to match her black hair, and the occasional breeze When it blows, a few strands of hair are floating in the air; there is a pair of light eyebrows on the dark face; two watery little eyes are like the shining stars in the night sky; a cute little nose and a pair of bright eyebrows when angry. A little pouty mouth. She always wears school uniform, but from a distance, she still looks cute.
She is versatile. Not only can she play the erhu, but she is also good at painting. I remember one Saturday when the weather was bright and cloudless. I happily went to Zou Jingyi's house to play. As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard a sad and beautiful erhu sound. I couldn't help but stop and listen. Unknowingly, the erhu sound stopped, but I was still intoxicated by the soft music. Suddenly "Woof! Woof! Woof woof." A burst of dog barking woke me up. I was shocked because her dog was a bit fierce, so I carefully and slowly moved into Zou Jingyi’s house. I saw that other students had already arrived, sitting or standing around Zou Jingyi in silence. They didn't even notice that I came in. The students were still intoxicated by Zou Jingyi's erhu music, and seemed to be waiting for her to continue. Pull it down.
At this time Zou Jingyi saw me and waved to me, "You're here! Find a seat and sit down!"
"Zou Jingyi, I didn't expect you to You can play the erhu so well, it’s so embarrassing!” I said while giving her a thumbs up, and the classmates couldn’t help but clap their hands too. This move actually made her feel embarrassed, and her hands She was holding an erhu in her hand to cover her blushing face.
This little expert who can play the erhu is also very good at painting. Once Zou Jingyi invited me to learn painting with her on Saturday, and I readily agreed. That day I went to learn painting with her in an excited mood.
I was new here, and I sat at the back of the classroom with a guilty conscience, while Zou Jingyi sat in the front row, listening intently to the teacher’s explanation of techniques and details, drawing with heart, and revising carefully; When the teacher inspected her painting, he couldn't help but praise her and showed her painting to everyone to enjoy. I ran over curiously and saw that this was a sketch. She vividly expressed the shadows, shapes, and effects of light on objects. I couldn't help but admire her from the bottom of my heart!
If one day you see a short and cute little girl next to you, she is the little expert - Zou Jingyi. 5. How to write a good composition about the little master in my class
There are many celebrities in our class, such as the young painter Su Zhenzhen, the painting master Yang Jialin, the mathematical genius Xu Songxue, the naughty king Zhao Jintao... Today, I Come
Introduce the mathematical genius Xu Songxue.
Xu Songxue has a face with oval seeds, curved eyebrows like willow leaves, a pair of bright eyes like two big grapes, and a small mouth that can speak well. She talks to the teacher every time in class. quarrel".
I remember another time, the math teacher wrote a Mathematical Olympiad question on the blackboard. The students all scratched their heads. The teacher looked at it and saw that only one person in the class raised his hand, so he asked him to answer. But it was still wrong. Just when the teacher was about to explain, Xu Songxue raised her hand and said the correct answer and idea. There was a smile on the teacher's face, and the students were even more impressed with her.
Another time after class, I was writing my homework, but I didn’t expect that Cheng Yaojin came up halfway. There was a question that I couldn’t figure out the answer to. Then he asked Xu Songxue for advice. Xu Songxue took out her draft book and read the question carefully and kept doing calculations on the draft paper. After a few minutes, Xu Songxue raised her head, breathed a sigh of relief, and told me her ideas. After I checked the calculations and calculated the answer, I couldn't help but raise my big Thumb smiled and said to her: "You really deserve the title of math genius."
This is the math genius in our class. Do you have one in your class? 6. How to write an essay about I am a campus safety expert
The campus is where we live and study every day. About two-thirds of our time is spent in school every day, so it is said that campus The safety hazards are directly related to our life safety.
There are also some unsafe factors in our school. For example, because our campus is very small and only has two basketball courts, we cannot allow more than 20 classes to do it at the same time, so we divided it into several classes. Lots of people, they all stood in line during the big break and led the team down. Because some classes that were not doing exercises had already finished class in the corridor, the corridor, which was not spacious, became even more crowded, and those who should go up could not go up. What should be done is not coming down. If there are students above who fail to stand firm, won’t all the students suffer? When doing exercises, we still lead the team in an orderly manner. But when school is over at noon, the students swarm down. Isn't it more dangerous? Also, during physical education classes and recess, students love to play basketball and run around on the playground until they are sweating profusely. Not to mention the impact on the quality of the next class, bumps and bumps often happen...
Some students who did not go home at noon bought some food in front of the school and ate it. There are many restaurants near the school, and the prices are generally very cheap. You will know from reading the newspaper that the food hygiene and safety in these places is difficult to guarantee. These stores are basically one house with a small operating area. The school-side stores have no food and are overflowing with expired food. Unlicensed operations are common. Employees have not received health examinations and training. There are serious food safety hazards and there is no tableware disinfection. , cleaning facilities, no three prevention facilities, only use a sink or bucket for hand washing, washing vegetables, dishwashing and disinfection, and some even don't have a refrigerator. This kind of environment is really worrying, and we feel scared even thinking about it.
A survey conducted by the China Youth Research Center showed that safety accidents have become the number one cause of death for children under the age of 14. Campus safety involves more than 20 safety hazards in young people's life and study, including food poisoning, sports injuries, online dating safety, traffic accidents, fire dangers, drowning, drug hazards, sexual assault, AIDS, etc.
Therefore, it is urgent to create a healthy and civilized campus environment. In fact, some safety hazards are caused by ourselves, so we can only solve them by ourselves. For example, when school is over, we can consciously walk to the right, and the school can also paint in the middle of the stairs. The marking lines always remind us to reduce unnecessary accidents, because eating outside is relatively unclean, so I hope the school can open a canteen to solve the eating problem of some students. In fact, safety hazards are everywhere. We must be good at discovering and solving them.
In my mind, a safe campus is a very safe, environmentally friendly and beautiful campus. As soon as each student enters the school gate, he or she will be inspected by a robot to see if they have brought any dangerous items. Then I walked forward and saw a playground. There was a robot on the playground. It was responsible for cleaning the playground. If a classmate threw something, he would stop it in time. It also has an important task: protecting the safety of the classmates. If there is any If a classmate is about to fall, it will help him up before he falls. There is a large flower bed next to the playground. The flowers, plants and trees in it will never wither and wither. There is a pine tree in the center. There are all kinds of flowers and plants, colorful and beautiful. There are many thorns around the painting circle, as sharp as swords. If a naughty child wants to touch it, the "safety protection robot" in the park will stop you. If you don't listen, it will tell a good joke. After you are happy, you will not be so naughty.
Behind the grass field are neatly arranged desks in the teaching building. There is also a robot in each classroom. It will remind students to pay attention to safety at any time. For example, in handicraft classes, students are cutting paper. , when the cut is about to be completed, the robot will automatically remind: "Pay attention to safety."
Physical education classes are not held on the playground as before. They are all moved to the roof. The roof is like a gymnasium, surrounded by auditoriums and the venue for our activities in the middle. There is a teaching assistant who will keep an eye on the students at all times to prevent accidents. There is also an "electronic reading room" in a corner of the school. It is just an Internet access place that is open during certain times. You need to choose different Internet access modes according to your grades. I believe that students who want to play will definitely work hard and be positive. It will make students Stay healthy online. No longer addicted to Internet cafes.
I believe that the safe campus in my heart is not far away...
Harmony is like the spring breeze blowing on the face, harmony is like the gurgling stream, harmony is like catkins flying, harmony is our warmth. Hearts, love between. In our campus, harmony is everywhere, and the little cupboard of love in the corner of our classroom is a harmonious note. 7. A 600-word essay by the little writing expert in our class
He brings us countless laughter; he always changes his tricks and comes up with some weird gadgets; he is smart and capable , but also naughty and mischievous. He is a student that teachers cannot love but cannot love.
He is the funny master of our class - Niu Shuodian! You see, Niu Shuodian came to school wearing black and white clothes. His classmates called him "Zebra Prince", but he clasped his hands and said, "Niu would like to thank all the big brothers and sisters... I have already thought of the name." , just call it the Prince in Prison Clothes!" As he spoke, he picked up two rulers, put his face between them, and shouted with a cry: "Mom, I will be released from prison in one day! , I must change my ways and be a new person!" "Hahaha..." The students all laughed and bent over. In the morning reading class, I took advantage of the Chinese teacher not paying attention.
He shook his head and adapted "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall": "The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, his saliva flowed down three thousand feet, and he touched his pocket and there was no money," "Boom——" A burst of laughter suddenly erupted in the classroom. The surprised Chinese teacher raised his head and glanced at it. At this time, he was reading the text seriously! Niu Shuodian is cheerful every day, and nothing seems to make him unhappy. Once in a math class, the teacher saw that the whole class couldn't even answer a simple question. He was very angry and said casually: "Are all your heads made of wood?" Niu Shuodian suddenly stood up and said: "Report to the teacher , our heads are not made of wood, we are not Pinocchio.
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This caused the whole room to burst into laughter, and even the usually stern teacher couldn't help but laugh. Despite Niu Shuodian's usually glib tone, he was quite considerate.
Once, a female classmate She failed in the exam and cried profusely on the table. Everyone tried to persuade her, but with little success. When Niu Shuodian saw this, she tried her best and sweatdropped, finally making her burst into tears. p>
Niu Shuodian breathed a long sigh of relief, and while wiping sweat with his sleeves, he complained: "It's so dangerous, you finally laughed, I almost cried - Niu has been an artist for decades, and has traveled all over the world in his life. I have never failed, and today I almost fell into the hands of a little girl like you! "If Niu Shuodian didn't come to school one day, our class would be extremely quiet. Gradually, everyone found that he had become the "Tai Le Chicken Essence" of my class - with him, we could live happily every day. 8 . What are some essays about "Little Management Experts"
I have a good teacher who is amiable and considerate, that is Teacher Deng. Teacher Deng has a face with oval seeds, and the oval seeds on the face are studded with She has a pair of big, watery eyes, like two black gems. Teacher Deng has a clever mouth. He is very knowledgeable when he is eloquent. During class, he speaks eloquently. He is humorous and humorous, and I am often fascinated by it.
Teacher Deng’s eyes can speak. One time during class, a classmate spoke again. Teacher Deng immediately noticed it. Teacher Deng looked at him with her eyes as if to say; ''You must listen carefully to the class. Speaking... the classmate lowered his head in embarrassment.
Teacher Deng is very considerate and gentle. I remember one time, xxx and I were sent to a small meeting of the road inspection team. xxx and I got out of class. I quickly ran to the multimedia. xxx and I were the first to arrive at the multimedia. Slowly, there were more and more people, but we still didn’t see Teacher Yang, who was presiding over the meeting. At this time, class started, but there was still no sign of Teacher Yang. So, xxx and I wanted to go back to class for Chinese class. When we were going up the stairs, I wondered if Teacher Deng would criticize us when we returned to class because Teacher Deng didn’t know that Teacher Peng Mingxuan was next to me! Said: "Don't be afraid! No matter how big the difficulty is, we must face it together." When we returned to class, we carefully explained what happened. Teacher Deng not only did not criticize us, but also said kindly: "Children, go in and do your homework! "I suddenly felt relieved. After a while, the two elder sisters came to ask us to go to the meeting again. Teacher Deng said with a smile: "Go to the meeting quickly! "xxx and I ran to the conference room quickly.
What a gentle and amiable teacher! 9. How to write an essay about a sports expert
I am a fourth grader As a primary school student, even though I am thin, I am very, very fond of sports, such as playing badminton, running, climbing, skipping, etc.
Every time I exercise, I get wet. It's sweat. My favorite sport is running! Every night after dinner and homework, my mother and I go to the stadium not far from home to exercise.
My mother always brings her little radio. We walked and listened. Every time I entered the stadium, I was like a wild horse running forward on the track.
Last night after dinner, we came to the stadium to exercise, and I was running on the track. , an uncle ran over from the track next to him. He was smiling, and he motioned for me to compete with him to see who could run faster. I nodded, smiled unconvinced, clenched my hands harder, and ran forward with more strength. .
He and I were on a par, and we were in the heat of chasing each other. Gradually, I was running out of energy. I glanced at him quietly and found that he seemed to have slowed down. At this time, I I mustered up the energy and ran forward desperately, but I found that he hadn't caught up yet. He was completely defeated and defeated by me.
"Oh yeah" I ran to my mother and told her. I challenged an adult and eventually I won.
Mom said, "That's the uncle who asked you to tease you!" I pouted and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, I won. It seems that I didn't exercise in vain! 10. He is A 500-word essay on a fashion guru
He brings us countless laughter and laughter; he always changes his tricks and comes up with some weird gadgets; he is smart and capable, but he also Naughty and mischievous, he is the student who the teachers love but cannot love. He is the funny master of our class - Niu Shuodian!
Look, Niu Shuodian came wearing black and white clothes. At school, his classmates called him "Zebra Prince," but he clasped his hands and said, "Niu would like to thank all the elder brothers and sisters... I have already thought of a name, and it will be called - Prince in Prison Clothes!" "As he spoke, he picked up two rulers, put his face between them, and shouted with a cry: "Mom, I will be released from prison in one day!" After I am released from prison, I will definitely change my ways and be a new person! "Hahaha..." The students all laughed and bent over.
In the morning reading class, when the Chinese teacher was not paying attention, he shook his head and adapted "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall": "The sun shines on the incense burner and the purple color is produced." "Smoking, Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, his saliva flowed down three thousand feet, and when he touched his pocket, there was no money," "Boom--" A burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the classroom, and the Chinese teacher with a surprised look raised his head and glanced, but at this time he Reading the text seriously!
Niu Shuodian was cheerful every day, and nothing seemed to make him unhappy. Once in a math class, the teacher saw that the whole class couldn't even answer a simple question. When he came up, he was very angry and said casually: "Are all your heads made of wood? Niu Shuodian suddenly stood up and said, "Teacher, our heads are not made of wood, and we are not Pinocchio." "This caused the whole room to burst into laughter, and even the normally stern teacher couldn't help but laugh.
Despite Niu Shuodian's usually glib tone, he was quite considerate. Once, a female classmate failed an exam and lay on the table. She burst into tears, and everyone tried to persuade her, but with little success. When Niu Shuodian saw this, she tried her best to make her sweat break out, and Niu Shuodian finally let out a long sigh of relief. He sighed, wiping sweat with his sleeves and complaining: "It's so dangerous, you finally laughed, I almost cried - Niu has been an artist for decades, and has never failed in his life. Today, he almost fell into the hands of a little girl like you." ! ”
If Niu Shuodian did not come to school one day, our class would be extremely quiet. Gradually, everyone discovered that he had become the "Totaire Chicken Essence" of my class - with him we live every day It has to be delicious!
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