Joke Daquan: It turned out to be red dates _ laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

A nearsighted person went to someone's house as a guest, and the host asked him to sit and drink tea. After eating the tea fruit, I saw the shadow of my nose in the teacup and thought it was an olive. I couldn't catch it several times, so I couldn't help but get angry. I picked it up with my finger, bit it hard, and my finger broke and I bled. I put it in front of my eyes and said, "Hey! I thought it was olives, but it turned out to be red dates! "