What are the jokes about the Three Kingdoms?

Lyu3 bu4 among people, red rabbit among horses; Tian Fang painted a halberd and killed his adoptive father.

Cao Cao was born in a eunuch family, and Yuan Shao was born in a eunuch family.

I would like to smoke, drink and perm the Cao family for generations.

Cao Cao became the leader of the north, Sun Quan volunteered to draw circles in the Yangtze River, and Liu Bei silently ate hot pot in Chengdu.

Cao Cao worships Sun Quan very much and once said, "If you have children, you should be Sun Zhongmou, just my child, bah!" So his son was named Cao Pi. Sun Quan admired Zhuge Liang, so he named his son Sun Liang. Liu Bei has been obsessed with the story of Dexin, so he named his son Liu Chan.

Cao Cao: Yuanrang, how do you feel without your eyes?

Xia Houdun: I feel that half the enemies are missing.

Cao Cao asked Xia, Miao Cai, are you afraid to send you to fight Zhang Fei? Xia: I'm afraid of his hair! Cao Cao was overjoyed: well done, then it's settled. You are going to duel with Zhang Fei today! Xia said timidly, Prime Minister, Zhang Fei is so powerful, didn't you send me to die? Cao Cao: Didn't you just say you were afraid of him? How ... Xia: I mean, I'm afraid of his spear. His eight-foot spear is very powerful! Cao Cao: Waste. ......

Before he died, Sun Ce called Sun Quan to the bed and said to him, "My brother is dying. You will never ask Zhou Yu about diplomacy in the future, and you will never ask Zhang Zhao about internal affairs. Remember? " Sun Quan nodded tearfully. Sun Ce just wanted to sleep, but he felt uneasy: "Remember, say it again." Sun Quan wiped her tears and stood up. He said word for word: "Never ask Zhou Yu about foreign affairs; Never ask Zhang Zhao's internal affairs! " Sun Ce let out a cry and closed his eyes.