Funny sentences to poke fun at colleagues

1. A sister is a sister and has never been surpassed.

2. The Tianshan Child Mother looks great on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack is written with the four characters of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes of life are astonishing.

3. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

4. Rich people eventually get married.

5. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig into the sky.

6. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

7. Master, please forgive me! After a long, long time, Master, please forgive me!

8. First couplet: The heroes of the world have come to bow their heads. Become a vassal. Second line: A chaste and virtuous woman in the world comes in and takes off her clothes and skirts. Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous.

9. You love to take advantage so much. If you had taken advantage of others, you would have been paraplegic long ago!

10. Girls in the world always think that they are proud princesses ( Except for a few extremely ugly and a few extremely smart girls). ——

11. When I get angry, winter will come; when I get angry in winter, I will become a man in long trousers.