The copy is wonderful, funny and humorous

1. I don't know when I will be blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know.

2. Draw a lucky sign and open it. The first two words are "born early ...". When I thought I was married, I must have given birth to a son very early. After I was filled with joy, I found that the last two words were "Fahua".

Every day when the alarm clock rings, after lunch and on weekends, your ambition becomes so insignificant.

To tell you the truth, if you are not my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush in front of the mirror.

6. I just went to the barber shop for a haircut, and the boss asked me how to cut it. I said smartly, "Nice cut!" At this time, an aunt who was baking oil and perming her hair looked at me and said, "Look at you, young man. Don't embarrass the boss. It is not easy for people to make some money. "

Seven. Chicken soup says everything will be fine in the end. If not, it's not over. But chicken soup won't tell you that many things in this world are in vain.

8. People's hearts usually don't die of big things, but they are fatally hurt by those small disappointments again and again.

9. I've always wanted to cut my hair short, but I'm afraid I won't grow it if I get married. Later, I found that I thought too much and couldn't get married at all. ...

10. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

1 1. Don't draw an eyebrow. You don't wear bean shoes either. You told me you wanted to be a good woman. Come back, sister. /kloc-more than 0/000 younger brothers are waiting for you to shake your head!

12. My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: "study hard and you will definitely surpass your father in the future." The son came weakly: "I can't guarantee anything else. However, it is still very sure to find a better wife than you in the future. "

Thirteen. The edges and corners are smoothed by life, so they are chubby.

14. University final exam. Let Xueba pass the answer! When leaving the examination room, everyone asked Xueba: Is it too difficult to be the last one without a multiple-choice question? Xueba calmly replied: The first one can't write!

15. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

15. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation. Nobody told me, but my classmates contacted me when they got married!

17. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

18. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people who were just fat, they became fat after a long time.

Nineteen. When you are in trouble, those who are far away from you are not real friends. Only the people who choose to be with you are the ones who really want to see your jokes.

20. It was also put on hold for a month. Oranges began to wrinkle and apples were rotten. Such a thick skin is of great significance to life.

2 1. The so-called review is to reconfirm what you can't know.

Twenty-two At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him delay paying the bill and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay for it!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world. But the landlord won't let me!

Twenty-four Some people are stupid during the day, fall in love at night and eat tofu at night.