Humorous quips describing thinness

1, saying that you are broad-minded and fat, and you are depressed at the thought of weight.

I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

3, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

Many years ago, you said take care, I am not thin.

5. When the unit organizes a physical examination, it is weighed in front of everyone. After you weigh it, it dissolves.

6. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be.

8. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be lonely all his life.

9. If you can't control your mouth and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-fate is round, not in winter.

10. Have a cup of milk tea after a tiring day. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you should consider it zero calorie.

1 1. The reason why I eat myself so round is to avoid being looked down upon by others.

12, how can a person control his life if he can't even control his own weight?

13, I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

14, the cool summer of fat mushrooms "the heart stops at the thought of losing weight".

15. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller.