Classic joke

Classic jokes 1:

1, watching the TV series that solved the case with MM, when the real murderer was about to surface, it was gone.

MM said:? Do you know how to identify the real murderer?

I thought about it: then you need evidence to prove it. ?

MM:？ No, no, like me, supine, chest collapse, flat, is the real chest. ?

A Dai: You travel a lot. Have you ever been to the Grand Square?

Friend: I have never heard of this place!

A Dai: Oh, it's a pity that you didn't go, because many activities are being held ceremoniously.

Are the two children watching the news? .

Appeared on TV: A man tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

Xiao: Do you think he can jump?

Little B: No!

Little: I said he would! Let's bet 100 yuan!

Little b: ok! Bet!

Soon the TV broadcast: the man jumped down!

Little b gave little a 100 yuan!

In a few minutes.

Xiao said guiltily to Xiao B: Here's 100 yuan back to you. Actually, I read the report at noon, and I knew he could jump?

Little B: No need, because I read the report at noon, but I just don't know why he danced again! ! !

Small A: # @% $% @ $ *! ?

Qiao Feng is magnificent in Xinglin. Suddenly, Elder Xu appeared, pointing to the nationalities in the ID card and household registration book. Qidan? , Qiao Feng family!

Afterwards, Qiao Feng asked Joe Sanhuai, and Joe Sanhuai looked ashamed: "Well, didn't you have a bad academic record?" In order to get extra points for the college entrance examination, I asked someone to give you a gift and change it to a minority? "

Xiao Ming, a high school detective, was attacked by men in black while tracking underground organizations. He became a pupil after being forced to take Sanlu milk powder. During the school spring outing, he entered a waterfall, became the chosen child, and arrived at Farui Island, where he photographed Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle and so on. , and then set foot on the grand line, vowed to become one piece? On my way to qingqing grasslands, I settled there and finally became the head of Yangcun?

6. Xiaoming said: Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? Ma Ying, Taiwan Province Province. It's amazing. He was re-elected for nine years. . . ? ...

Classic jokes 2:

1，A:？ I'm afraid this belt is a bit long! ?

Boss:? Time is not long. It's tight ?

A try it on: Gee, it's a little tight, isn't it?

Boss:? Put it on and it will grow. ?

2. Bus driver: You are sitting in a special seat for the elderly, the weak and the sick!

Young man: I know.

The bus driver looked at the young man carefully and asked doubtfully, How can you be disabled and not miss anything?

Young man: I have no appendix!

3. A sailboat returned to the harbor. The captain said angrily to the weatherman. According to your weather forecast, we thought it was a north wind, but it was actually a south wind! ?

The weatherman said quietly? This is because the north wind has turned back. ?

Someone called the street lamp management office and said that a street lamp here is broken, so it won't be too much trouble to repair it, because it will light up as soon as I kick the lamppost. ?

Manager:? It's difficult to determine when to send someone to repair it, but if you can turn on the light every night, we can let you work part-time in the management office and provide a pair of leather shoes for free. ?

5. female:? Is this shrimp fresh?

Old man selling fish:? Fresh! Look, isn't it alive?

Woman:? But you're alive! ?

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