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Why did Li Ao scold Han Han? (continued)
There was also a reply in the forum that "Li Ao was right to scold Han Han, and Han Han really had a low academic background and little knowledge", "This is his weakness" and "Li Ao hit Han Han at once". Therefore, I continue to write this article, focusing on cultural knowledge.
The cultural knowledge around Han Han's theory mainly refers to historical and cultural knowledge (referred to as ancient culture). Speaking of ancient culture, let me first talk about women's foot binding, which is also a phenomenon of ancient culture.
The girl's little feet gradually deformed in pain. Except the big toe, other toes bend and contract to the center of the foot, and finally become "foot disability" Because of the pain of "broken foot" walking, girls have to twist when walking, and over time their hips are abnormal hypertrophy.
Men achieved their goal, while men in the imperial court achieved another, more important goal. Before the Song Dynasty, the rebels usually rebelled against the imperial court by guerrilla warfare, and women often followed in the army. Men and women never get tired of working or fighting.
Scholars in the Song Dynasty advised the court that women's feet were "disabled", so they could not run or climb mountains. Anyone who wants to rebel against the imperial court will not only let them eat, drink and die, but also let them have no women.
The court imposed another set of control measures on men. The literati advised the court that those who wanted to be officials should pass the imperial examination. When I was about 6 years old, I began to learn. The content of learning was like a long cloth wrapped on my feet, which was wrapped around the learner's brain layer by layer, restricting the development of the learner's brain and eventually becoming "brain-disabled".
"Brain-disabled" people grow up to be in charge of education and create new "brain-disabled" people. Generation after generation became the masters of the late Qing Dynasty. It is much easier to rule by making women "disabled" and men "disabled". However, they are helpless in front of several foreign opium ships, leaving only the ability to sign unequal treaties.
By the time of the Republic of China, women's feet had been completely liberated, leaving many half-disabled feet. Men's brains have also been liberated, leaving a lot of half-disabled brains. Li Ao's brain is a "half-disabled" brain.
Modern education in China is good at mathematics and physics, and cultural education is mainly based on ancient culture and D culture. They are like foot-binding, no! It should be said that it binds young people's minds like scotch tape. Han Han likes literature. He refused to be entangled in thoughts and not to go to college. Just like when young women refused to bind their feet and ran to Yan' an.
Han Han's feet are born, and so is Han Han's brain. He perceives the world with his own spirituality, understands the world and expresses his own opinions, which is refreshing and becomes a social phenomenon-Han Han phenomenon. This phenomenon has attracted the attention of cultural scholars all over the world.
Li Ao scolded Han Han, in addition to kowtowing to the Ministry of Education and the Ministry of Culture, paving the way for his son, there is another motive-jealousy.
Li Ao's own brain is "half-disabled". It pains him to see that Han Han's natural thought is so beautiful that it attracts the attention of the world and has a large number of people who admire and follow him. Especially when I saw my son being slightly "brain-damaged" by China's ancient culture, I was saddened.
So he had to take "disability" as beauty, just as the ancients took "three-inch golden lotus" as treasure, but laughed at people with "Tianzu". Li Ao said that Han Han had a low culture and no background. The same is true of people with half legs, that is, they scold "three inches of golden lotus" and "feet of heaven". I think I am "semi-disabled", with traces of ancient culture, which doesn't affect walking very much, and I have the best of both worlds.
Li Ao's "brain damage" is incurable. He is old, so it doesn't matter. Unfortunately, his son is "brain-dead"! But it can be cured, but it can't be cured in Peking University, and it should be sent to an American university. There, his son can not only cure his slight brain injury, but also recognize his father and write a book like Biography of Li Ao.
Li Ao's son has a brand-new concept and writes his famous father objectively and fairly from a brand-new perspective. This book is sure to sell well. Li Ao's son will be rich and famous, much better than being a thug for the Ministry of Education and the Ministry of Culture. "Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice when most unpleasant is good for action", whether it is adopted or not depends on how much wisdom Li Ao has left. The Sky in History Mao Amin Song Dynasty
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