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"There are new people in the village ..." What's so funny?

When I just graduated, I went to a remote mountain village to squat. That small mountain village is not big, and there are only sixty or seventy families in total. The secretary of the brigade is an old demobilized soldier who has been a secretary in the village for nearly twenty years. The small mountain village is remote, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away. Therefore, the old secretary has the final say in major events and small feelings in the village, so the old secretary has a high prestige in the village.

Where there are people, there may be injustice. Who doesn't require personnel? People will do whatever it takes to get what they want. So many women gave their dedication to get the care of the old secretary. Over time, all the women over the age of adult in the village had an affair with the old secretary.

As the saying goes, those who are near Zhu Zhechi are black. Under the influence of the old secretary, the son of the old secretary also had an affair with individual women in the village by virtue of his father's power. At first, women dared to be angry with the little guy. Later, they saw that they could benefit from giving their lives to the younger ones, so more and more people took the initiative to throw themselves at each other. After a long time, the little guys even took down all the adult women in the village. After my son has had enough of women, he can't help but want to show off in front of his father.

One day, after his son came back from a beautiful woman, he proudly asked his father, "Guess where I am today?" I don't want the old secretary to even lift his head: "Isn't it the third daughter-in-law married by Zhang Jiaxin!" My son was surprised. Did my father follow me? So I'll be very careful next time. But when I asked my family, the old secretary was still very calm: "Li Laoer, what's the fuss?" My son thinks it's amazing. How did he know? This time, my son found an older woman. Unexpectedly, the old secretary said to his son before he could speak: "You are really worthless, even Wang Zhu's daughter-in-law is in her 40 s and still wants it!"

The son admired his father deeply this time.

On this day, my son wanted to play a joke on his father. So I rubbed a few times behind the cow and went home. After seeing my father, I asked, "Whose house did you say I went to?"

After the old secretary walked around his son, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Is there a new person in the village?" ……