Interesting homophones-two-part allegorical sayings and jokes, who knows? There will be a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, and there will also be a parent-teacher meeting in Chinese class. Let's previ

Interesting homophones-two-part allegorical sayings and jokes, who knows? There will be a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, and there will also be a parent-teacher meeting in Chinese class. Let's preview it first ~ Confucius was moved-throwing (books) green onions with tofu-frying tofu with two white pickles-first, saying (salt) my nephew plays lanterns-as usual, I put lime on my uncle's mouth-saying (brushing) hardcover Maotai-taking photos with Pig Bajie for half a day-asking for embarrassment (looking) and putting it in my arms. Military adviser-none (Wu) uses one two three five six-none (four) one two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight, (I don't like people to read only seven! ) Ten feet, two feet, eight feet-two lines pop up by the bucket (two feet)-I don't want to spread a cake for a catty of flour-I hit a charcoal pile backwards (branded thick)-I steamed a peach top in the mold (coal) 100 catty-a jacket made of a layer of cloth was replaced with waste (waste) snacks. ) pants with one leg-a ball (skirt), a lamp-no two hearts (cores) to be a widow for life-an old hand (guard), (Who are the "lifelong widows" on the Internet? ) twenty-five-half-crazy (sealed) 2345- lack of clothes (1)23456789- lack of clothes (1) eat less cotton and bow four times-talk about (play with) two girls combing their hair-don't have to (grate) take up three words for twelve hours-physical (mental) deficiency (qi)