How to post funny weight loss tips on WeChat Moments?

1. If you don’t lose weight, one day God will really open the door to success for you, but you may not be able to squeeze in!

2. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of fat has its own charm

3. Hold on, don’t eat any of it. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?

4. When I am hungry, I will think: YEAH! Fat is burning!

5. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meatheads.

6. There once was a fat man who heard that yoga can help lose weight. Emperor Tian pays off his conscientious people! Two months later, he turned into a soft, fat man.

7. Half a year ago, in order to encourage myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling it in an Excel table, and generating a trend chart. Today, a colleague passed by my seat. He walked over and then fell back thoughtfully. He whispered in my ear and asked: "Can you tell me which stock you have? The trend is pretty good." ”

8. Why should I lose weight? It’s not that I can’t afford it.