The joke of desert camel

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

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Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..

2. After eight years of anti-Japanese war, Xiao Ming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, missing two. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ...........

3. During eight years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..................

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. .............

5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor again ... why?

Because there is no 14 floor. ...........

6. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel. .........

7. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert ... Why didn't he go back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor. ........

Xiaoming's second wave

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton black tea.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like Lipton black tea?"

The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like Lipton black tea."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and jumped into the river next door.

Immediately ... the river turned red ...

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like a pig.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like a pig?"

The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like a pig."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and ran away.

Immediately ... Xiaoming rushed into the pigsty.

Classmates say Xiaoming's head looks like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, isn't my head like a brick?" Mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "Go to the well and take pictures yourself." Xiaoming is standing by the well. The man in the well said, "above, don't throw bricks into the well!" ! ! ! "

One day, Xiaoming asked his grandmother very grievance: "Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a stupid child?" Grandma replied, "silly child, how can you be a silly child?"

I hope it helps you!