A complete collection of jokes in grade five

1, I have a good deskmate, because naughty, deskmate is a woman, ugly, like to sleep. Once while sleeping, lz covered her mouth with a book and began to snore rhythmically. The female deskmate was asked out of the classroom in a daze.

2. One day in class, the teacher asked: Xiao Ming, what would you do if you saw a big black bear in the forest one day? Xiaoming: I shot it to death! Teacher: What if you happen to have no gun? Xiaoming: I stabbed it to death! Teacher: What if you happen to have no knife? Xiaoming: Oh, teacher, are you on the bear's side or on my side? Teacher: ...

3. In class, the teacher asked, "Students, do you know where the hottest place in the world is?" Some people say it's the Flame Mountain, others say it's Africa. The teacher called the roll. "What do you think, Yalian?" Yalian stood up and thought for a moment: "I think it should be Tokyo, because it is said on TV that Tokyo is hot, and they are all too hot to put on their clothes." Teacher: "..."

There are a lot of papers on weekends, and one boy is naughty. He handed in his test paper on Monday. He didn't write a word, and he was in no hurry. Before class, he rubbed the test paper and tore it up. In class, the teacher asked, "Why don't you hand in your test paper?" He cried so sadly: "I didn't do my homework yesterday, and my mother tore it up and wouldn't let me go to school." I slipped out to school today. "

One day, my mother killed a mouse in the house. She didn't want her neighbors to know, so she told Xiaoyao not to tell anyone because the mouse was dirty. But Xiao Yao said to his classmates, "My family has a secret, which is too dirty to tell you."