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There is a time-travel novel in which the female caller is Luoer, who is the servant girl of the fourteenth master, and later followed the ninth master, and the thirteenth master is also happy.

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Empty Wan Li (qing wear)

Fire

"Stop the car!"

With the page's shouts, the sedan chair with the blue top and yellow curtain was firmly placed on the ground.

The page lifted the curtain, and a pair of black boots fell to the ground first. He was wearing a light robe lined with a white jacket, and he leaned over slightly. An elegant and soft smiling face came out of the sedan chair, and his arm was lifted slightly, resting between his eyebrows, and his eyes were drawn to the sky from his fingers.

It's a clear sky in Wan Li. The cold wind in early autumn blew through the neck, but the sun did not reduce the summer's arrogance, and it spread a temperature far from the cool wind, which made him squint slightly. I don't know if the radian of the rising lip angle was elegant or frivolous, and a cold hum jumped out of his throat ...

This blue day was so clean that it almost made him feel a little unsightly ... < p The thin housekeeper bent over and smiled, and almost leaned forward to meet him. "Ninth Master ordered my slave to wait at the door for a long time. Please come inside quickly!"

I smiled gently, and my eyes hung for a while in the sky high in Wan Li in autumn. I glanced at the thin housekeeper's waist, which was almost broken, and picked my eyebrows. I watched the jade finger on my thumb quietly float out of my mouth and said, "Mr. Tai, if I remember correctly, have you been in the ninth brother's house for 1 years?"

"It's been more than ten years, thanks to your care." Thai butler did not dare to get …… At that time, I didn't react. The adult who smiled as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, what did he mean by beating around the bush? The Thai housekeeper frowned piteously, trying to turn this nonsense into human language to swallow ... He glanced at the backyard lightly, looked at the housekeeper who was still digesting his words, and smiled slightly. Don't you get it? He has said so clearly, it seems that choosing a housekeeper still needs to choose a head to turn faster. He doesn't want to see his Baylor mansion burned down at once, and his housekeeper is still gossiping with others at the door ...

"Eight ... Eight lords ..." Can you make it clear, and the last sentence will automatically disappear, but he believes that with the wisdom of Eight lords and his own tears that are about to break, How did Jiu Ge's house catch fire? " Brother Shi's voice came from the sedan chair behind him. "It smells like paste, dead slave. What are you doing standing here? Can't you see the smoke is coming up!"

"ah? !” Thai housekeeper suddenly turned to look at the nine elder brothers' mansion when she woke up, then turned to look at the eight elder brothers who still smiled heartlessly, and ran into the nine elder brothers' mansion with a loud "wow".

"whoops ... put out the fire! ! Fire! ! Put out the fire! ! Why are you still standing there? !”

Boo-hoo ... He hates Master Eight ... If there is a fire, it will catch fire. Can't he tell him what happened in two words?

"humph! I didn't know the crying dead slave until something happened! " May 1 swept the robe and came to Yin Gui's side. "Starling, what did you say to the old housekeeper? Let him concentrate on not even knowing that the house is on fire? "

"I just told him that Jiu Di's house was burnt down." He smiled, pulled off his robe, and paced towards the door. "Look, I'm curious who sent nine younger brother such a gift. "

There is no cloud floating in the clear sky in Wan Li, and the smoke is floating in Brother's house. You don't have to ask him to know who set the fire.

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"Ahem ... Ahem ..." It's a narrow escape, the rest of my life after death, the Holy Mother, Jesus, Maria, Bodhisattva, Mazu and Avanti. Thank you for your blessing!

what does this have to do with avanti? No matter ... now she can't wait to use all the beautiful praises she has learned in her life to be touched by seeing the blue sky again. Although this sky is stained with a few black lines because of her, it's ... black ... It looks pretty cool ...

Her eyes are full of tears smoked by black smoke, embroidered flat shoes are burnt to a black color, and she still risks a few sparks, because she rushes out of the fire like a gust of wind. There is a great tendency to start a prairie fire ...

A blackened body just bumped into the owner of the oncoming silvery white jacket, and the burnt smell entangled with a faint fragrance, which suddenly rose between their noses. She sniffed longingly, and suddenly lifted her face that was preserved in the fire, but it was full of black ash, a few lines of tears and two snot, which forcefully divided her big black face into several pieces ... The Chu River Han boundary is unusually clear, and the smiling face of Yin Gui has never changed, only slightly retreating, pulling away from the black charcoal ball, glancing at a mass of dirt on his chest, and pulling out a trace of ridicule from his lip angle.

Before the red and swollen eyes could see clearly who was in front of them, the left ear was pinched vigorously: "Ouch, ouch ... Easy, easy ... You easy ... Thai housekeeper ..."

"I knew it was you, the troublemaker again, so get over here!" Butler Tai held a black charcoal ball with a human figure in one hand and knocked it on the ground while holding her head in the other. "I don't know how to salute when I hit Eighth Master. Who allowed you to look up at people so rudely!"

"I ... handmaiden ..." She was about to raise her head from the ground, but then she was pushed to the ground.

"Make amends to Master Eight!"

"Make amends to Master Ba ... Ba ...!" She suddenly knelt on the ground, kowtowed without sincerity, and turned around and began to yell at Butler Tai, "Pig … Pig ……"

"Where did the thief girl talk to me like that?" May 1 came up from behind. As soon as he entered the door, he saw a black charcoal head rolling over myna and rolling on the ground again. He didn't come to Jiu Ge's house for a long time. Why didn't he remember that there was such a clown in Jiu Ge's house?

She squinted hard, but she still couldn't see who this guy was who wouldn't let her finish. However, she wrote down the revenge ... The most important thing at the moment is not to hold grudges, but ...

"Thai housekeeper, I said pig ..."

"Pig, what pig, apologize to Eighth Master ..." Thai housekeeper kicked her. I don't intend to join this dialogue where there is no way to communicate and understand at all. I glanced at the black pimple kneeling on the ground, tugged at the corner of my mouth, and started to make a detour.

"Make amends to Eighth Master first!" Thai housekeeper took one look at the almost silent Yin Cuo's feet to go, but also scared cold sweat.

The foot that Yin Kui just took the first step was suddenly hugged by her lying on the ground, followed by a voice that could match the magic sound. It rushed into his ear: "Oooo ... Eight ... Eight lords, I didn't die a natural death, I was thunderstruck, and I deserved to die. I, come to a bad end, deserved to die, and I ... I ... was all my fault.

In the end, she was incoherent and didn't know the so-called. She just confused the two things, made amends and reported the horror in the backyard ...

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For an instant, all around her were quiet, just watching her with a runny nose and tears. It didn't end because she pretended to be pathetic ...

"Thai ... Thai housekeeper ..." The page who came back from the outside wiped the sweat and reported the mess outside the door. "... Oh, no, I don't know which damn guy's plague pig ran out of the circle and knocked over the sedan chairs of Prince Edward and Fourteen Grandpa ..."

"..." 1 of "sloped" was about to laugh, but it abruptly pressed back ...

"..." Yinzuo's eyes were pulled down from the front, and he glanced at the black charcoal hanging on his trouser legs, and his lips rose again ...

It was another eerie silence ...

Mamma Mia, she didn't want it. Although her life has always been bad, it's bad luck, but God has mercy on her, and her life has always been very hard, but today ... Damn pig, you hit someone who is not good, and you even caught the prince and hit him up. You were originally going to give people food today before you were bought back. But she didn't come all the way from the 21st century to die ... or was killed by a pig ... It was really ruined ...

"Hey, hey, hey, hey ..." She opened her eyes that she still couldn't see clearly, with a black face upturned, and gave a rustic smile to the silvery figure above her head. "Can you not cut off my head ..." < Give her a bland smile without temperature: "Can you stop pulling my pants ..."

"..." Now she's dead ... There's no chance for a suspended sentence ...

Mother of God, Jesus, Bodhisattva and Mazu, did they call her to the Qing Dynasty to let her go to bliss early and play mahjong with them ... Is it used to serve tea and water?

Whoops ... She hates the evil old society ...

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The black smoke over the nine elder brothers' mansion has not been cleared, and the sedan chair of the prince and the fourteenth grandfather is still lingering on the road. Some initiator has already knelt down in the hot sun with a pig's head, which has started her miserable world. Anyway, the autumn sun is nothing, and the head is on top. The sun has also been blocked a lot ... just don't punish her for kneeling at the gate of Jiuye Mansion and losing face ...

All the officials who came to congratulate her looked askance at her and hid their faces. She resigned and sighed, although as the saying goes, a gentleman can be killed and must not be humiliated. However, compared with the pig that collided with Tianhuang nobles on her head, She should just be a hostess ...

Just now, when I thought of the scene where I saw the butcher with a knife and killed her criminal partner in the backyard, she almost didn't pee her pants. Mamma Mia ... After cutting it, it won't be her turn next ...

Fortunately, it's time for her to commit a crime. At least it's also the birthday of the prince of the dynasty, depending on that set. It's hard to escape the sin of living ...

Just as she was comforting herself, two dying sedan chairs were carried to the door of Jiuye Mansion. An angry man dressed in bright yellow and expensive clothes threw a long braid and stepped down from the sedan chair in a semi-disintegration. His mouth was about to roar, but he caught a glimpse of her outside the door with a pig head. He picked his eyebrows and flew out with a laugh. He turned around and asked her to shake a paper fan. A few pigs were sent to treat us well first. What kind of trick is this now? Call a girl with a pig's head? "

Fourteen elder brother Yin Zhen closed a paper fan, lifted his robe and stepped out of the sedan chair beam. He glanced at a top pig and knelt down. With a little self-satisfied girl, he thought about the "color change between heaven and earth" he had just experienced sitting in a sedan chair in the street. He actually smiled calmly and raised his hand at the prince: "Prince, please!"

As she spoke, her eyes glared at the guy who yawned secretly as a warning ...

A tear burst from yawning in the corner of her eye, but when she received a warning look, she was so scared that she closed her mouth. In such a hurry, the tip of her teeth bit her tongue without eyes, which made her teeth hoarse ...

"Hum, the fourteenth brother did. Hum ..... "Prince Yin Reng squinted, shook his horseshoe sleeves, patted the dust on his body, strode in, passed the pig's head, and gave a thick cold hum, which made the pig on the plate tremble three times ...

" Can't you stay for two days? " May 14th's voice fell from top to bottom on a guy who was shivering with a pig's head ...

She moved the plate a little, and raised her black and gray face that had not been cleaned: "Believe me, I swear, I want to live my life in peace ..."

"Is this how you live your life?" He picked a paper fan and pointed to the two horrible sedan chairs. The evidence was right in front of him and he could lie with his eyes open.

"..."

"The smoke hasn't dispersed yet ..." Accusing her of "keeping your place" again, May 14th unfolded a paper fan to enjoy the black smoke curling in mid-air, looked straight ahead, and tapped his finger on the tray. "However, this method of making amends is excellent, which makes the prince have words and become speechless, and can also make everyone have fun, with Jiu Ge's. However, with her disastrous physique that can cause something anywhere, it is estimated that after one day, the woodshed will not be completely broken.

"Say, whose idea was it?" When he raises his eyebrows, he doesn't talk much, and he doesn't miss it. He always steps on it just right.

"... eight ... eight ... grandpa ..." Do they brothers have to play the trick of caring in front of her? He also treated her as a megaphone, and despised her extremely ...

"I think so ..." He smiled and glanced down. "Well, you can continue to rest here, you will be tired later." After leaving this sentence, he stepped into the mansion ...

"Alas" the pig's head in her hand was shaking even more. This elder brother who just asked her to keep her own place just said who she wanted to be tired.

Looking at him shaking a paper fan and strolling leisurely into the mansion with acquaintances, she once again despised the evil feudal society ...

What do you mean, Zhumen stinks of wine and meat? It is estimated that she will soon realize it ...

Almost gnashing her teeth, the music fills the air, and tables of chicken, duck and fish that look delicious are so cheap to these landlords, but she can only sing an empty plan with a big pig head, thinking that she is at least a delicate yellow flower girl, and she still belongs to the only daughter in the eye of the eye at home. Why does this time and space jump, and she will completely become a father who doesn't feel pain and a grandmother who doesn't like raising pigs? Lost ... Too lost ...