Children's joke stories are short and complete

# Ability training # Introducing jokes is an important category of folk culture. Jokes make people laugh, sigh and think. The following is a small encyclopedia to share children's joke stories. Welcome to read the reference!

1. Children's jokes are very short.

Once upon a time, a rich family sent their only son to a private school in order to cultivate a scholar who respected his ancestors. Ten years later, the rich young master still can't recognize a few words.

One day, a knowledgeable guest came to his house. His father invited guests to the living room, and they had tea and chatted. He heard that a knowledgeable guest had come and wanted to meet him. But I thought again: I can't appear ignorant in front of learned people, so I took a book and walked into the living room.

When the guest saw the young master come in with a book in his hand, he complimented him and said, "Young master is an ink drinker and must be very knowledgeable."

After listening, my father shook his head and said, "After studying for ten years, there is no ink on my chest, which is unbearable."

Hearing this, the young master thought: I can't read without drinking ink! So he went back to the house and ground a bowl full of ink. He felt that he was not enough to drink it. He ground another bowl and drank it again with his neck crooked. Then he rushed to the living room and said to his father, "Dad, don't tell anyone that my chest is out of ink." I just drank a lot of ink, so I should say that I am full of ink in the future. "

2. Children's jokes are short.

In ancient times, there was a teacher who taught very well, but there was a problem: gluttony. Because of this problem, everyone is reluctant to ask him to teach.

The teacher had no way to make a living, so he had to beg the villagers to let him teach for a living. The villagers asked him, "Do you want seven bowls and eight dishes for dinner in the future?" He replied, "No." Some villagers didn't believe it, so they asked him to write a written statement. He quickly agreed, raised his pen, did not add words, and kept talking about things.

The villagers picked up the written evidence and read it to him again: "You don't need duck and fish, tofu side dishes are indispensable, and you can't want a penny." After reading it, everyone praised the teacher for changing.

At first, the villagers tried to treat him with good wine and meat. After a long time, they let him eat home-cooked food and stopped entertaining him like a guest. In the first few days, he said nothing, but after a few days, he cursed the villagers for ignoring him.

The villagers were also very angry, saying that he was capricious and treacherous, and showed him the written evidence.

Pointing to the contract, the teacher read slowly word by word: A duck can live without a chicken; Without fish, meat is ok; Green vegetables and tofu are indispensable, and you get what you pay for. "Then he said bluntly," isn't it written clearly in black and white? "

3. Children's jokes are short.

Once upon a time, there was a family where father and son were doing business outside, while mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were farming at home. Father and son were too busy, so they hired a helper. One day, my father wrote a letter and sent it home. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can't read, so please ask someone to read the letter. The man read the letter and said, "Business is good, but one person died." Hearing this, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law burst into tears.

A person in the same village is about to go out. When you hear crying, ask a child what's going on. The child casually replied, "A person died in their family." Later, this man happened to meet his father and son who were doing business, and immediately said, "Don't hurry home! A person died in your family. " Hearing this, the father and son burst into tears and immediately rushed back overnight.

Back home, four people met, all feel puzzling. I asked the other party why it happened, only to know that it was because there was a wrong word in the letter. In the letter, "I hired someone" was written as "I lost someone".

4. Children's jokes are short.

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who liked painting very much. Although his paintings are neither fish nor fowl, he doesn't allow others to find fault.

Once, he carefully drew a tiger, looking left and right, and was very satisfied with his work. At this moment, a policeman passed by and the county magistrate asked, "Look at my painting. What is it? " The servant is very good at flattering his master. Look at this picture. Although he looks like a cat, he praised him again and again and said, "Good painting! Good painting! Just like a live tiger, I am really afraid that he will come down and eat people. " Hearing this, the magistrate smiled and immediately rewarded the official with twelve taels of silver.

The next day, another officer passed by and the magistrate asked, "Look at my painting. What is it? " The honest officer said, "This is a cat." Hearing this, the county magistrate flew into a rage When the officers saw that the master was angry, they were all afraid and said, "Sir, I'm telling the truth!" " "The county magistrate shouted," what a shame! How dare you call a tiger? I drew a cat. What should I do? Somebody, hit him on the 40th board! "

County magistrate more think more uncomfortable. He called another officer and asked him what his painting was like. The officer thought for a moment and said, "Sir, I dare not say." The magistrate asked, "What are you afraid of?" "I'm afraid of my master." The magistrate asked again, "Sir, what am I afraid of?" "The master is afraid of the emperor." "What is the emperor afraid of?" "The emperor is afraid of God." "What is God afraid of?" "God is afraid of clouds." "What is the cloud afraid of?" "Clouds are afraid of the wind." "What is the wind afraid of?" "The wind is afraid of the wall." "What is the wall afraid of?" "The wall is afraid of mice." "What are mice afraid of?" "Rats are afraid of your paintings." Hearing this, the county magistrate was dumbfounded with anger.

5. Children's jokes are short.

During the Sui Dynasty, a man took a car full of black beans to Beijing to sell. The man trudged along with the cart. When he reached the end of the road, he accidentally stepped on a dirt road and tripped. This is not good. The car behind him lost its balance and fell to the ground. Cars full of black beans were also poured into the water. He got up from the ground, looked at the black beans in the water and worried, when can a person catch so many beans? After thinking for a while, he decided to go home and let his family help him catch beans. So he stopped thinking about it, left the car and beans and left.

As soon as the man left, the people above him began to talk: "I wonder when he will come back this time." It's a pity that so many beans were washed away by water. Why don't we take them back? " So everyone began to work together, noisily fishing for beans. In a short time, they all fished away, leaving no one behind.

Soon after, the bean truck returned to the overturned place. There are thousands of tadpoles chasing and playing in the water. The man thinks this is his bean and wants to take it out of the water. As soon as I went down, the tadpoles knew that someone was coming, and all of them swam away in an instant. This man is so strange, he just stood for a long time and couldn't figure it out. He sighed and said to himself, "Black beans, black beans, even if you don't know me, how can I not know you?" -Why do you suddenly have a tail? "