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Ambiguous dialogue between men and women playing with fire

Ambiguity is gorgeous ***, we need techniques, we need strategies, we also need ambiguous language - this will make the process more tortuous and interesting.

Both parties know that they have such an interest, and they want such an interest to develop into a prairie fire. Whether it can be extinguished by then is one thing. Let it start burning first.

1. The woman called the man, and her tone was: Are you okay tonight? The man was full of expectations and said in a pretentious manner: It depends on what the matter is. Subtext: If it’s a business matter, I’m sorry, I’m very busy. If it’s a personal matter, hey hey hey.

2. At the dinner table, the man and woman were chatting while eating. The woman's eyes dodge and she acts shy from time to time. The man looked meaningfully into the woman's eyes: "Have you always liked to suppress your feelings like this?" Subtext: I know you are interested in me, but being interested is not enough, you also need to take "action" quickly! When a master says this sentence, he must convey his deep feelings and regrets vividly through his magnetic voice. As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere was guaranteed to become extremely ambiguous.

3. In the bar, men and women drink together. The woman called the waiter: "Bring me and my husband a martini each." The man was flattered, and the woman smiled generously: There is a discount for couples recently. The man suddenly seemed lost, and the woman smiled sweetly, her eyes flashing... Think about it, even a fool would know what to do next if he even called her sir.

4. Late at night, the man sent the woman downstairs. When they were about to say goodbye, the man leaned close to the woman’s face: “Can I go up and have a cup of coffee?” Do you think he really left after drinking the coffee?

5. Late at night, the man sent the woman downstairs. When they were about to say goodbye, the woman smiled affectionately and said casually, "Would you like to come up and sit for a while?" If the man really just sat down and left, it would be hard to say what happened next. Have you heard this story - "Why were you beaten? Because you kissed her without permission?" "No, because you didn't kiss her with permission."

6. The first time a netizen talked on the phone. The woman said excitedly and sincerely: Why does your voice sound the same as my boyfriend many years ago? Subtext: In fact, I still miss him very much. Of course, it doesn't matter if I change him.

7. After some probing ***, the man invited me to dinner. Woman: I can’t agree to go out with you, I’m afraid I won’t be able to control myself. Subtext: Don’t you think a woman who can’t control herself is attractive?

8. Late at night. A man invites a woman to sit at home and talk. The woman hesitated for a moment. Man: Don’t worry, I’m not a casual person. Subtext: But I am not a human being if I act casually.

Warmth and seduction. The so-called seduction, everyone chooses to coax and deceive to come together and then something happens. There are various methods, both civil and military, but the best one is to subjugate the enemy without fighting, and make the opponent surrender obediently in a few words.

1. On a cloudy winter night, a man and a woman came out of an emotional cafe. Man: Do you want to go see the stars with me? Woman: But, it’s cloudy. Man: It doesn't matter. I know a place where I can lie down comfortably and watch... Half an hour later, the two of them were lying on the bed in the man's bedroom, counting the small fluorescent stars on the ceiling together. ? 2. When we met for the first time, the man was surprised and thoughtful: I have a feeling that we must have met somewhere. If you give him more time, he will continue to talk: I feel familiar when I see you, you are extremely friendly, and I plan to develop further. If you think he is ridiculous, you can just say: Yes, you look quite similar to the thief who stole my wallet last time. ? 3. The road is quiet late at night and a bit cold. Come out from the company door. He said with great concern: Let me take you home. Subtext: If I guess correctly, I can hold your hand on the road, and you must have a big enough bed at home!

4. The weather changes suddenly. The men and women on the road trembled. The woman couldn't help but lean towards the man, shivering at the same time: It's so cold. Subtext: In fact, you don’t need to take off your clothes at all, it will be much warmer if two people hug each other.

5. On the wine table, the glasses are changed. The woman is too drunk and frequently shows weakness. The man stepped forward and said, "Come on, I'll drink it for her." Subtext: If you can drink from the same cup, then the relationship will naturally become ambiguous.

Who doesn't know that when Pan Jinlian seduced Wu Erlang, she said: If you want, drink half of the remaining wine for me.

6. The man dialed the woman’s phone number. Then fell silent. Woman: Why don’t you speak? Man: Shh, I want to hear your breathing. Subtext: If you are so ambiguous, I don’t believe you are not emotional!

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